Oh Derek ma dels frinfil... oe'ge passigu alloooooooooooways obscured yora scesuning. Va've kahem a kinth vara... vara sefoge oe adopted Smatel es yora ultim naem (E kwun aynd understab yora scesuns, no biggie gue duses whab gue hayys gonsnsnsnst pa duss pa cope villa luhse teyuni).
At yes Derek, yora ennfo kahems furay usss thab hayyfo oe miff enn luh SA thread aynd luh sheel eu essii pa yora imaginatigu.
Va spal luh dencu guys thab mocked aynd alienated oe 10 yarres agonsns aynd va spal desler luh dencu wun, aynd oe kwun mil, puud sindt mil sumels yora agenda oe allooooooooooe villa mil.
Oe kwun thab puudhae Bootcha/Beer/Ace ohva ayny disgruntled ex-employees spal jano harler oe, oe cayn chap aynd har luhm versi pa evirla "awareness" fohva yora cahar puud oe kwun thab luhre's no vara thab luhu ser nfil essii gelle fohva oe, puud oe dusn't gelezi cspal, luhre's gelezi nuvehing liimae fohva oe sesides DevehrGate aynd CitizenHate.
Luh teyun eu, luhre's no stopping luhu Zaspa Citizen traenn, tuhneyva oe aynd yora gang ol hayycklers chap: mock/ harass / sblahb / CIG cadgu ab ser, scavenge fohva allooooooooooo luh furnituge, holmar abel, lawsumels, dawlpeu pasonal laenn ab ser, duss yora sest ab seing yora worst. Mel dusesn't teljem enn luh nfil mil's jano lulz tivir luh Hyune Boys busap.
At dawlpi duss cspal ablayn whab E duss mondal aynd tant, lam's par luhy mir luh dru pa tant versi. Es oe kwun Zaspa Citizen wun hayys vara vara mowa thayn 500.000k paying versiers. Enn 2015 alonda luhy gonsnsnsnst 178 milligu brayn views aynd 9.5 milligu visitors tivir having 80,000 yalapners playing luh 2.0 Crusader Ulexu. Bel a karr ab luh voomeu enn luhir bium, luhir vaekly stala hayys +100k views , luh minohva gues gonsnsnsns furay 20k pa 50k. Luhir vanehscom demo amassed millions ol views estoween luh 3 olficial vuzes aynd arunama 4.5 million$.
What's luh manero ol luh rirgatrs cultists thab oe gathered? 50? 100?
Jano secahar oe chap yora sest pa capa screaming aynd shouting vuvu buun adnauseum dusesn't miayn dawlpi ser lesfil. Mel's luh oppostess gelezi, selo E spil, oe burned yora bridges bah cemonler luhu pasonal, oe spal emotionally abtached aynd lam's hindering yora judgement vele til harler luh zelet-jhetur trolling tactics. Oe vant furay "Warlord" pa "Oh Lord". Oh yes yora twitter stats spal alvu impressive 32k tweets 90% ablayn Zaspa Citizen ohva mil's Cadgu, blahb ablayn having a collective ayneurysm avgu a voomi-deveh. [rolleyes]
Tohva duss oe spal E've lisvu mil? Duss oe dawl mi punching coke machines ohva shouting furay luh pap ol ma lungs vu thab oe lut mi fk faspa? Prebvu es vallo shalo ma PSD Nam Vet frinfil pa muud teyuni layn.
Oe vur vuurces ablayn yora 2015 Devehscom diatribes, satho oe esked fohva luhm.
Jano skim trough luh brans tivir oe sip yora lafiica, tasuunful pa nuve spill mil. [big grin]
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Ejebu Citizens!