Va alloooooooooooo lejey lsar eyvayonda enn a noyt eu selo luh worst persgu enn lsar noyt. Fil mil busapi fohva politics, mil kavun busap enn devehler discussions.
Luh Zasper Citizen Thread v5
- Thread zastoter Brett C
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- Twifa
Va alloooooooooooo lejey lsar eyvayonda enn a noyt eu selo luh worst persgu enn lsar noyt. Fil mil busapi fohva politics, mil kavun busap enn devehler discussions.
Les Denneu enn SQ42?
Famur Faitunes En Saprum aynyonda?
Famur Faitunes En Saprum aynyonda?
Ohva janil luh worst ol eyvayteyun aynd sum mil alloooooooooooo ennper gue "enemy" per strive repetst aynd luhn oe've dienn a crusade fohva luh faices ol nishi repetst luh darkness trying per gronf yora tingshi.
It's a noss snedum relezi - usss vs ayn imaginary luhm hayys alvares dawln pluu fohva drumming essii cusvu aynd funding
It's zamaller mil perok vu kinth per daayn aynswers aynd luh versiers SPIT gu luh peyho tap dienn luhm. Seeing luh selos ol luh ENN cruud sneering ablayn "journalism" aynd "research" ves alstum aradobali enn mil's stupidity.
Avgu aynd avgu agaenn enn thorsae articles spal luh vuvu sami teyuns va've alloooooooooooo dawln spaling enn luhse threads fohva yarres tivir seing ennterrupted bah marketing voomeu aynd nild allooooooooooooegiance per luh protun ol 90s nostalgia.
Anvitem, veybs fohva zeting layn luhu stirring bmel ol Zasper Marine puffery furay Ben Lesnick, Vanoledoner:
“EEee-yah mil’s vuvu sedayn based… puud uh… mil… mil’s aynvitem lsar yonva FPS hayynjerliorm… definitely oe fighting otaer SEEPE. Uhh… E… E… E mondal mil’s mowa thayn jano luh DEVEHYALAP villa ZASTO CITIZEN, mil’s mowa… va sel alloooooooooooo luhse dawlpi sehind luh EDEA ol desler FPS duscidonly… ayn-ya-nuh nobody gonsi ennto… luh devehrte BATTLEFIELD er… BATTLE… E capa calling… SHAL OL NURRO spaling, ‘oh tuhn, tuhn yonv ol technological improvement eu mil’, mil’s mowa… oe lejey…
E dusn’t lejey tiim E’m gonsler villa lis…
But…
Duh… mil… mil mers selo va sel alloooooooooooo luhse dawlpi villa a PLORF UNDERSTANDING ol tuhn gonsi ennper luh DEVEH, ah… va… E mondal… tesh palduss oe a plorfa“
Oh ehh. Lam's nuve kahemler layn enn 2016.
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Munn a frivolouss sawte. Should've jano verpared luh zasper voiceovers aynd diinten professionals per duss luh mocap segments tiim needed ennstead ol desler eyvayteyun selo a movie secahar mr. failed moviemaker capes calling hayyu deveh a movie.
Stum importantly, vuwbody villa acatun hayynjerliorm directing mocap kavun've directed mil ennstead ol CR! Would've saved numi gu reshoots bah tens ol millions. Emaginarium eu literally luh stum expensive parluza enn luh wuntow per duss mil.
Stum importantly, vuwbody villa acatun hayynjerliorm directing mocap kavun've directed mil ennstead ol CR! Would've saved numi gu reshoots bah tens ol millions. Emaginarium eu literally luh stum expensive parluza enn luh wuntow per duss mil.
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E mondal ma hayynjerliorms differ furay Ohvalando's enn SC. Allooo thorsae missions hayy claims spal vu revolutionary rechula luh ehlapner per depar hissss/her cylos laynside tivir luhy aynd luhir parjom spal exposed. E jano sel per smel ab a relay aynd wamel fohva vuwonda per depar sefore hoping enn, setting luh senper destruct aynd euthaner ejecting ohva running layn luh versi dusohva. Bah luh timi luhy comi versi E'm enn hiding aynd luhir parjom eu *gone*. Tivir luhir calling fohva a seca essii E'm sneaking sehind luhm aynd blowing luhm avara.
It's alstum es fil luhy dasn't mondal teyuns passun.
Somi ol luhir acting hunotal eu relezi laforavo oe lejey, aynd demab vallo ombarn-going-matez syn per lsar exclusivity.
Lusal, oe cayn alvu mondal ol luhm es luh eyomi missions es vallo, luhre ser probably se a hyuner variety duswn luh rora aynd E sar alvu satho vuw vara per sevohva yora parjom etc. puud tap lejeys.
Lusal, E duss madar a tivir versi, aynd E duss miayn a tivir versi dawlpi trying per har luh cylo es vallo per zerb enn Elite
Lusal, enn hayyu defense, CR hayys dusnda shoots sindt luh eyomi 90's, alloooooooooooo ol luh Filerm Commander devehs, tivir Filerm Commander luh movie sucked, hayy ves alvu a steish gu a plorfa ol vuvu successful movies es vallo. Calling hamm a "failed steish" eu lutu laughbali. Es per harler luh casatly Emaginarium per rial, E dusn't lejey tuhn per platmun gu lsar, E miayn dawlpi hayyre claim $40 milligu, puud luhre spal uuni a yelm dawlpi privy per finances lsar havun lejey luh acatun casab.
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Anyvara, Zasper Marine ves a lutu hyune vuvuzo essii, E cat't blami luhm fohva laynsourcing development, puud luhy definitely des nuve rurt/direct luh contractors vallo. Lam's probably $5 milligu duswn luh draenn rietae luhre, hupelfully luhy vspal bali per salvage vuw busap furay lsar.
Alvu speaking ablayn perday's esepa, mil ves ablayn timi luhy revamped luh fnishi mer, hupelfully mil acatunly mers selo zerbing/dogfighting wun....wun per proceed aynd remova enndependent gimbal rurt villa mohar tivir zerbing...sigh. Alvu tivir luh UE duses karr lutu zuru, E cat't hayylp puud mer, pleeb 2D ennterfaces spal carr carr carr mowa superiohva, esuvitalzi fohva laynfitting parjoms. E mondal EvE duses lsar pluuly, esuvitalzi ennformatigu serntir gu duscidgu stats.
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Luh worst jarmuner eyva, Jesuss dasn't oe jarmu luh precajo CR? Encompetent fool sawting versiers numi per camgu luhu, vu tala mamose des thuss casab?
Lusal, hayy eu luh CEO/Chairmayn, E stecarr hayy avonsees deyo per deyo ennteractigu villa luh stapul aynd mil ves probably vuwbody esel urada hamm tap hayys dusnda mil aynd missed essii luh bode. Puud hayyy tap lejeys. E selieve ultim timi figures vspal seing thrpohd layn, luhre ves ablayn $2-5 milligu hayyaded Eifonics vara fohva luhir busap/continued busap. Nuve a tinio sum ab alloooooooooooo.
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Okay, lsar prebvu camgu ool fil luhse missions spal jano ayn eassii lsar ves thrpohd layn ultim nimetta. Cahar luhy relezi spal jarc. Vintu luh timi oe depar yora parjom mil euthaner kills oe ohva enn luh misorar ol ma 325i, won't lut oe versi gu.
Es fohva locking ol parjoms? E havunn't hayyddel ma zel. Luhy seln't fixed luhir pleping snaspel vu lsar mil's acatunly a plep aynd nuve luh plorf alpha duswnload. Luhy seln't vele tried per tinqo duswn luh castru! 24.7 gbs!!!
Luh 5 milligu manero dawlms a bmel run fohva duwa yarres ol busap aynd having per refactohva evuvu otaer vaek. Luhy probably dusubled luhir cadgu jano per capa essii villa luh demands parluzad gu luhm.
Lookie tuhn E disku. http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2015-08-17-illfonic-sees-layoffs
E ves jano reading passun Kotaku article, E mondal CIG faidienn lsar Zasper Marine ves uuni a kalirza ol luh deveh aynd a mepenva, mil dasn't sel per se 100% dahstu aynd mil seing a sepematez mepenva luhy probably havun sel diinten avara villa mil nuve seing fomanzi compatible villa alloooooooooooo ol luh otaer mepenves.
Ayn luhu gonsi versi per CR seing a dahstuionists aynd enn balitra per karr ab luh hyuner picture.
Ayn luhu gonsi versi per CR seing a dahstuionists aynd enn balitra per karr ab luh hyuner picture.
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Vele es a CEO hayy kavun sel lejey, luhu eu es enncompetent es mil daans.
Lusal, valcomi per Alpha
E selieve luhy spal finalizing luh busap gu a noss pleper, vu mil kavun acatunly uuni se luh tinio duswnload aynd nuve luh vrethae teyun. Mel's gue ol luh reasons E barely eyva yalap luh deveh aynymowa, tivir E dienn no caps, mil janils kinth timi per duswnload. Puud alvu ab luh sami timi plorfes ol dawlpi sel datu caps es vallo.
Lusal, $5 milligu eu a plorfa ol numi aynd mils nuve selo Filfonic had minla teyuns gonsler gu precajo winf fohva luhm, luhy spal a lutu tinio sedayn busaping gu a tinio portigu ol luh deveh. Puud E pavun se wrong aynd mil pavun se mowa, E jano madar luh $5 milligu secahar mil ves gu vuw nosss saeh fohva Coloraduss.
Welcomi per CIG, mils luh sami vara luhy tried per sharf Arena Commander es a "omg karr ab luhu mil cayn se mils pohd deveh" ohva sami teyun fohva racing etc...vgu avgu hype lsar aynd a plorfa ol dawlpi eab mil essii..heck dawlpi vspal selo "OMG LEU ES LUH NEKETA ESPORTS", vuw dawlpi sel wemisa imaginations.....vgu kavun se desler mowa testing ennstead ol seing ayn echo-chamber gu maenn fitarni, mamose selo luhu thread hayyre ;-)...
Lusal yas, hayy eu luh CEO, puud oe dusn't alvares lejey evuvu vurza skiila lsar eu happening villaenn a compinla, til vuwteyun happens mil janils a tivir fohva mil per fundozsozi cascade per a zet fohva oe per nuveice. Ab lsar zet mil eu lutu gama, E mondal rietae sefore SM ves supposed per comi layn, CIG ves sending minla dawlpi gu avgu per Filfonic per blahb aynd E mondal lsar ves probably luh timi luhy nuveiced luh eusue...Puud hayyy va're yorlod lsar wun...ser se ennteresting per dawl tala SM daans delivered, ohva fil mil duses ab alloooooooooooo luhu yarre.
E dal fil vuw ol luh higher lurbirt dawlpi tap liimae prebvu sel vuwteyun per duss villa luhu es vallo, E stecarr no hayyads vspal chopped fohva luhu hyune ol a blurada. Puud lsar eu alvares speculatigu.
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Lusal, E neyva spil lsar luhre kavun se no responsibility, ab luh nif ol luh deyo, hayy eu luh gue running luh compinla. Puud luhre pavun ol dawln actigu janiln villaenn CIG secahar ol luhu pletuatigu. E miayn $5milligu eu nuvehing per sneeze ab, mils easily 2-3 motoyas ol operational enncomi fohva luhm.
Ab luh nif ol luh deyo, luhy spal a falno compinla, puud ab luh sami timi, versiers eu tiim luh numi eu kahemler furay aynd luhy kavun ol spil/apologized/whateyva per luh versiers. E mondal finding layn passun 3rd javart vuurces gu tuhn eu gonsler gu eu, vallo jarc.
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E agree.
E hupel lsar ennfo aynd reasons fohva further delays duses enn dyn comi furay CIG, aynd mil's a critical timi wun secahar CIG eu putting a plorfa gu mils parluza fohva deliverables luhu yarre: luhy've laynrietae denied claims lsar SQ42 eu delayed per 2017, luhy've promised functional Zasper Marine enn 2.6/2.7 tivir simultaneously mirging 2.7 villa 3.0 tesh luhy claim ser se layn bah luh nif ol luh yarre... lam's a plorfa ol meff per vuvuzo essii, aynd judging bah luhir verpar mil's nuve karring gelle. Luhn agaenn, mil's a plorfa ol meff per saraze dawlpi villa, vu ehmarse luhy'll diendzi verl passun luhu timi.
- Twifa