It's actually kiflorte per dawl dawlpe padu essie enn fitarne ol pertally unrelated vanehs (a certaenn MMO fohva zepom) aynd gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsns "Hey guys, E'm a noss harr, puud E feroo E'd lut oe lejey ablayn luhu pluu vaneh lsar ennduschap epico Rreu Chroberts eu cemonler, mil's called Saprum Peasant! Here's a swurz oe cayn har per lonsh essie tesh daans me senefmels (ab oe pero, pertally!)"
A tib selo Jehovas' Witnesses, lsar.
Ab oh, "Yora vaneh cayn neyva hupel per plecema villa ohvaa lofty tingshayy aynd sarbitions", lam's alvares a gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod linn. E miayn hayyck, aynyonda desler luh revamda teyun gu luh CIG fitarne eu equally silly. Puud lsar dusesn't dawlm per pallun alloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lsar mamose, vairdly eviirum.
LMAO...
E dusn't vele vur per chap....