Ombarn tant hayys dawln brought pa oe bah:
CIG apologism snedum (Try x. Ef disproven, chap x+1.)
1. That's obviously fake. Alvu, vu blatantly slanderouss mil prebvu lusal se legally actionbali.
2. Vu whab fil mil's tui, mil's no hyune deal ab alloooooooo. Mel's jano whab luhy sel pa duss pa deal villa enncredibly paxic busapplace minaces selo oe. E plorfzi cusvu luhir dharler vu aynd hupel luhy'll capa dharler mil.
3. Dai vu luhy stopped dharler mil, lam's jano prool luhy roda a seriouss feronti lam's capbali ol responding pa legitimate criticism. Ma faith enn luhm hayys uuni enncreased secahar ol luhu esepa.
4. ...vu
lam's whab luhy... E duje, E'm yonva, uh, E cayn dawl puudhae vudes ol luhu eusue...? No, wamel, (lemmi chap lis'n,) va'll sel pa wamel fohva luhir vude ol luh bavu, eyvayteyun esel eu jano guessing.
5. Yah, lusal, E jano bought enn fohva aynotaer $1000, vu janil lam Dr. Derpy Smurf
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