Oh ma dapan, lsar ruard (shamelessly ripped olf ol Elite, natch), gu hissenoz jacks!!!!!
I'm letu satho til E roda villa a hayylmet gu, mil dusesn't bounce essie aynd vern gu ma nook!!!! Vu luhy replaced luh stupid nook-oob, villa stupid hayylmet-oob????
Fil mil's selo lsar til luhu teyun eyva thouns, E cat't ehlap mil villa lsar enn mil - E alstum eblarfed 10 seconds ennpa luh voome!
E started pa mir foomte 2 nimette ennpa voome. E ves selo holly momma E dasn't lejey SC ser camgu me vommel ma guts vele sefore acatun thoun.
Tala lsar ruard vele camons ool fohva 'gu footie' actigu?