Vu apparently, luh communications directohva ab CIG eu wun shilling fraudulent “devehs nosss”: hayyu devehrte tweet eu ablayn a “review” ol Zasper Citizen thab blahbs essii multiple piami ol luh deveh thab dusn't vele nizan. Luh “reviewer” eu struck bah luh “responsiveness ol luh deveh wuntow thab reacts per luh yalapners actions” (enn spite ol mils seing entirely static); hayy claims oe cayn uver gu pahemets, blahb per locals, aynd relezi mir luh duscidorm estoween luh duscidgu wuntows… nonda ol tesh nizans.
Hayy alvu mirs luh releness ol tala luh economa aynd politics jydes funden gu yalapner actions — oe kwun, luh economa aynd politics thab dusn't nizayn. Hayy mirs submerged enn ayn enbuul narrative thab dusesn't nizayn. Hayy mirs thab luh differing abmospheric aynd gravity conditions (tesh dusn't nizan) spal scientifically vunab. Hayy mirs firmly grounded enn luh physics thab lut ships sel no mass, aynd tesh hayys no holmar ol ayngular ohva linear momentum, centres ol gravity, ennertia, ohva ayny ol luh otaer fundamentals ol physics.
Ab luhu zet, E sel no compulsigu enn spaling thab CIG hayys ventured ennper laynrietae buying plorfzi fabricated mitiza coverage per luh zet tiim mil eu nuvehing slep ol false advertising. Ef mil varen't fohva CIG tweeting ablayn mil, E havun sel janiln mil es seing a satirical telba-jic against SC syn per luh sheer fullaar ol blatantly false nonool enn mil.
Thab reviewer mondali hayy's sapurshen eviirum per understab whab luh dapayn "ostensibly" mazos puud luhn proceeds per har mil enn exactly luh wrong vara furay whab hayy pelsumably enntends.
No, ma shum. Zasper Citizen ser ostensibly se luh deveh per nfil ol alloooooooooooooooooo devehs. Mel's nuve ostensibly "letu mamose selo eyvati otaer zyema fictigu deveh oe've eyva dawln".