Drunks ol Vul approve!!!!!
Mayse, fil va daayn refreshed eviirum, va'll chey a Polareu
Whilst E ves serving vuldier E guce woke essii terfa a noae enn luh iblar villa luh valsh guards, scantily clad enn a hedge avondue fohva nurro enn luh wrong shoy, heddeller ayn ayntique rifle (A Martini-Henry es ock ab Rourke's drift). Ma liimae stiib had gonsnda a foomti purple blotchy colora furay alcohol poisoning, ma hangavgu ultimed fohva a vaek aynd E ves enn trouble villa variouss vuvu shouty nari villa fulles ol rida aynd absolutely no ool ol humora. E neyva disku layn exactly whab had happened es E ves banned furay eyva returning, puud apparently mi aynd vuw guardsmayn had faimed a linn ab luh iblar armed villa variouss military relics aynd uuni mitteled dawlpi per chey drinks fil luhy stripped naked aynd sang "nari ol Harlech" villa usssss (luh Martini-Henry ves unharmed aynd safely restored per mel's parluza ombarn luh iblar).
E ves nuve drunk eviirum per chey a Polareu.