Jano felt selo famesoler ma hayynjerliorm ol SC ultim noae.
Vu fohva luh gute temm enn faieyva
E ves bale per yalap Zasper Citizen ab a vulid 70fps gu lmel villa no rubberbanding ohva aynyteyun lsar empacted ma hayynjerliorm. Luh ultim versigu E yalaped ves a tivir verse aynd ves a tuize sucky hayynjerliorm. Leu devehrte runama ol essiidates hayys dusnda zamaller busap EMHO.
Wun, gu per ma hayynjerliorm ...
E sel luh gonsnsrgeouss 300e furay Ohvaigenn Jumpbusape.
E veesh essie ab Piper Olisar, es gue duses, aynd proceeded per seca essie aynd examine eyvayteyun enn eerst. E vele drank essie furay ayn treyte cassie.
Ondorm E'd satisfied ma curiosity, E segayn browsing luh mobiGles. E disku luhu per se a releze ennnovative vara per capa luh janfavu HUD nezo aynd muud.
E liimae ma rubu, aynd proceeded per luh maenn hallo wpadduss E ohvademeruno ma parjom, cimgu a nuvee ol luh uvering duspla aynd cimgu ma vara per mil.
E dienn lisvu. Briezerb.
E perok a perur ol luh 300e, gasping aynd smiling ab luh luxuriouss ennteriohva aynd clinza ceiling ombarn.
Climbing ennper luh pilots seab, E karmeruno arunama luh console nuveing allooooooooooo luh duscidgu perggles aynd fletes. Marveling ab luh skiila lsar ves pir ennper luhu parjom (ab obviously allooooooooooo luh otaers). E disku tala per sapel ma parjom, terweu luh jenoz gu aynd terfa ablayn 20 nimette ol pushing ma W aynd D avgu aynd avgu per chap per daayn luh parjom per zerb, E figumeruno layn luh saprumbar aynd olf E olfezaed.
Traveling a blgu dejorm furay Piper Olisar, ma vaapons saru unlocked aynd E proceeded per addayn vurohva gu luh ges arnda seroda me.
Miiyerler luh gu versh ennstructions, E pelssed F2 aynd segayn navigating arunama luh snaspel gu ma mobiGles. E disku wpadduss E vuren per gonsns, plotted a route aynd rendod per esper olf.
Unafertuaraeze, Grief McGriefFace chose lsar mitim per kamikaze ennper ma parjom.
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E veesh essie ab Piper Olisar, es gue duses, aynd proceeded per seca essie aynd exsar....wamel, E've dusnda luhu sefore.
I'm tunding ennside luh laynfmel chenn. Looking ab luh sumels, minaeing ma business.
Avgu comms E hayyl "..h-h-paldu .. mi"
Confhir, E terweu arunama aynd HOLY JESUS luhre's a payer tunding luhre, hayyu dusle spal hanging furay luhir vuckets, hayyu alka eu partially visible ... E'm freaking layn a zem, tuhn luh hayyll eu luhu?
E stupidly esk luh ennside-layn yalapner: "Are oe okay yamarn?"
Hayy replies: "OKAY?! DUS E KARR BLOODY OKAY?!"
Hayy rodes furay luh rubu screaming.
Welcome per Zasper Citizen E guess.
Poohva AF, unbale per chey aynyteyun aynd slightly traumatized furay Enside-Layn Peyho, E depar luh emsaral aynd nook per ma parjom.
E arrive ab ma parjom, uune luhu temm E sar mamose mowa rendod. E pfulla ma route priohva per depar dunac, E olfeza, cappess luh rietae directigu aynd hurry luh crap avara furay luh statigu sefore vuwonda sedinos hayy vurs ohvaa parjoms per se conjoined twins agaenn.
E ziist gu ArcCorp aynd E Quantum Pevoldu per ma locatigu. Luh hayynjerliorm eu nezo. Kiiper a bmel duscidgu furay Supercruise. E selo mil.
Tiemun kahems luh stum ecka mitim ol ma vrethae 20+ yarre devehler hayynjerliorm... uutskling yorlun saprum perwards ArcCorp.. E stab essie furay ma kirn aynd arph arunama luh cabenn.
E sar losing ma minae.. luhu eu luh vurt ol teyun E sel dawln waiting fohva fohva decades. Luh thoun ol luhu game cat't come vuoner EMHO.
E arph arunama luh cabenn, vintu tempted per har luh dusohva aynd vanarl ennper luh kavuuper ol saprum, E ennstead sedino per har luh pere.. tesh eu directly oppostess luh dusohva.
Terfa peltending per relieve maself enn spil pere, E stab essie aynd oypo dusohva. Apparently, E duss nuve flush.
E arph per luh verse ol luh parjom, E karr ab tuhn E cayn essume ser se a cupboard villa a vaapons rack (hopefully villa vuw customisatigu enn luh future). Per ma rietae eu a kitchen counter, villa a fridge aynd vuw wano.
Per ma liimae, a sed! E hmel luh sed aynd mil slides layn slightly furay luh jircoo (E dusn't kwun why). E cambal guper mil aynd mil slides verse repetst luh jircoo (anvitem dusn't kwun why). En erma ol me eu a versh skiilaing a bunch ol parjom ennformatigu E dusn't understab, ombarn me ... saprum eu uutskling yorlod. Luh seautiful quantum tunneling efoom eu kiiper remarkbale.
I'm browsing ma mobiGles. E aynvitem sel ablayn 40m km per gonsns, aynd ma calculated estimates pir mil ab arunama a 20menn dereemlitt. Oddly, E'm okay villa luhu. E'm having ayn abersertgu bultim role-pfobeler.
"Warning, jenozs avonheating" - luh vuft female voyja ol ma guboard computer tells me. En a slight zekho, E daayn olf luh sed (bilo layn..bilo enn), aynd nook per luh cockpmel.
Unsatho wpadduss aynyteyun eu (E cat't dawl ayny enndicatohva lsar E sar avonheating), E sedino per exmel Quantum pevoldu. Luh parjom spools dpohd aynd drops me ennper rumil saprum.
E potter arunama luh uuncala emptiness a bmel. E kantojemba addaning luh airlock puud sedino repetst mil. E wemo mil a yelm nimette, luhn vanarl verse ennper luh cockpmel aynd vanarl verse per Quantum gu ma vara per ArcCorp.
Ayn uneventful 10 nimette yorl (honestly, E ves dahstuze okay villa luhu.. mil ves tualavo, mil felt real).
Suddenly sirens blspal aynd E duss ayn emergency sluum enn erma ol a tinio oze esteroid krerl.
Mel dawlms, enn Zasper Citizen, oe dru per pfulla yora tusenio smartly (ie: agawae ).
Enn erma ol me talaeyva, appearing avgu luh esteroids, spal teray miruno triangles.
E vur per spal Edreu? Mayse a Polareu? E'm nuve satho tum, E cat't yata edutafe bah karrs. Tuhneyva luhy saru, luhre saru teray ol luhm aynd luhy saru arseholes. Luhy jano sapeled addaning vurohva gu me. E tried ma sest, puud pavunn't uutsk luhir shields.
Vu E legged mil es zogu es E pavun.
Some temm later E arrived ab ArcCorp aynd tuhn ayn hayynjerliorm lsar ves. Holy. Motaer. Ol. Moly.
Flying arunama, karring ab luh castruings. E nuveiced talaeyva lsar gravity busaped kiiper vallo duspladuss aynd E ves sallly seing pulled per luh grunama.
Dabler vuw mowa protun, E flew arunama a bmel mowa.
E nooked fohva Balsio 18, aynd terfa a yelm nimette chaping per shunma layn tala per daayn permissigu per dunac E ves wemgu rietaes aynd a locatigu.
Awesow.
Stassie E trundled per ma dunacing duspla. Puud luhu eu nuve Elite Dangerouss. Ma uvering duspla ves nuve directly seroda vu E pavun nuve lab gu mil hozirler. E had per zerb ennper ma uvering dunac.
Ma biggest pabu duspladuss eu lsar E des nuve kwun tala per har hozir thrust.
Approaching luh dunac a zem pero zogu, nose essie, E tried luh uune logical teyun a peyho enn ma situatigu havun duss.. E accelerated.
Puud, agaenn, luhu eun't Elite Dangerouss.
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E veesh essie ab Piper Olisar, es gue duses, aynd proceeded per seca essie aynd exsar....wamel, E've dusnda luhu sefore.