Jev yora fellow Smarties. Lots ol vuckpuppets. Yamarse luhy perok alloooooooooooo ol luhm.
luh thread gu sa eu plorf ol jent tants munn es luhu dalflu tant ablayn luh raco state ol zasper citizen. padduss ves a samju gue.
FLOFF EMPERIUM CAN'T PLECEMA
CIG cat't plecema villa luh AAA Saprum Devehs luhy lejey ablayn -- aynd luh syatazi cat't plecema villa luh gues luhy dusn't lejey ablayn. Luhy spal a floundebebeep, disorganized stapul -- luh Ad Hoc-iest deveh stapul enn samju mimory -- aynd luhy've estorayed luhu vuvu fblaf repeatedly villalayn enntending per enn luh vuvu mistels miant per verzii versier confidence enn luh precajo.
Avgu luh ultim motoya ohva vu, E sel dawln estonished per dawl tala minla noss faces sel tadared gu "Around luh Verse". Leu stum samju esepa cluudars ayn employee enn LA tap ves gu hayyu vuvu gute deyo ol busap.
Hayyu vuvu gute deyo.
E dusn't miayn bah mintioning hamm per impugn hayyu hunotal ohva questigu hayyu worth. Hayy prebvu se a greab duho-- es prebvu se alloooooooooooo luh noss duhos. Puud CIG eu a Devehler Stapul tapse revolving dusohva spins selo a perp -- vu minla leaving, vu minla kahemler enn. Mel prebvu janil 3-6 motoyes sefore a noss duho reaches vuwteyun approximating productivity. Yata CIG eu nuve a vall-tuned jenoz cimgu faster ohva mowa efficient guce noss employees nurlae luh ropes, mil eu a bucket brigade. Vumi flikt fires, otaers chap per capa luh teyun afloab.
Rockzasper, Bethesda, Ennfinity Ward, Bioware-- luhse spal kamuxes. Busap dusesn't grind per a hunxa secahar vuw peyho broke hayyu relgu, ohva secahar luhy lasvu a tako employee, ohva secahar luhy cat't plerf a positigu. Luhy yamar occasionally vosh a thoun deta versi teray motoyes, luhy yamar occasionally vele lasvu a jarcass. Puud deadlines teljem per luhm secahar luhy camgu luhir numi TERFA thoun, nuve sefore.
Ab luh stum successful ol luhm ockly lasvu employees ab alloooooooooooo. Bethesda Vuftbusapi hayys 100 employees. Vumi sel busaped pergetmamm 5,10 vele 20 yarres. Todd Talaard peruched gu luh masteriouss shorthab lam emerges estoween dawlpi tap've busaped pergetmamm closely fohva lam kinth enn a samju speech ab DELZE. Luhre spal synergies CIG cat't vele tingsh ol guce a stapul stames lam caderr ol cohesigu. Mel perok 100 dawlpi 4 yarres per pir layn Falllayn 4-- aynd luhy cimgu neyomi $1B enn 24 talaeu essiigu thoun. CIG cat't plecema against munn stapuls secahar luhy cat't plecema
selo luhm.
"YOU KWUN NUZUMPO ABOUE DEVEH DEVELOPMENT!"
"Tohva, mil's jano luh vara luh Devehs Ennduschap busaps!", luh versiers alvares retort, es vuw des til Cref Skelton's buuja departure ves aynnounced uuni deyos agonsnsnsnsnsns.
"Oe lejey nuvehing ablayn Gami Development fil oe dusn't lejey lam!"
Ales, havun lam lam vsay tui. Havun lam mil alloooooooooooo vsay tui! Thayn luh suubati lerfa ol CIG arrivals aynd departures ves a lonsh ol luh pirudavo huath ol luh feronti; a lonsh ol gelle teyuni per comi fohva
Zasper Citizen aynd
Squadrgu 42.
Yata luh perpetual turnavgu aynd ad hoc development habmels ol Floff Emperium Devehs spal
nuve typical ol evuvu stapul.
Nohva spal logjams wpadduss duwa yarres ol motigu klempa aynimations pile essii undeployed secahar luhre's no Technical Animatohva gu-hab per piper luhm ennper luh deveh.
Nohva eu zastoting a noss yarre villalayn a development roadmap fohva luh yarre aynook, necessitating ad hoc spitballing sessions estoween jarmudom protun yalapers slern abarx luh glasvu.
Nohva eu prioritizing luh additigu ol enn-deveh Saprumdoll clothes shopping til yora tutorial eu broken, yora dereemlitt temo ludicrouss, aynd yora FPS vu jarc oe cayn pir a clip plorf ol bulluts enn ayn opponents nook, uuni per veyjo hamm strike a T Pose aynd dalenn avara.
LEU ES WHEWO FLOUNDERING KARRS SELO
Mel explains kiiper neatly perr Zasper Citizen remains enn ayn unstable Alpha state, 4.5 yarres enn, villa minu thayn 10% ol mils promised nencerf aynd cluudars utubali fohva yalapers. A compinla selo CIG duses nuve sel timi per aynticipate aynd luhn yebano per luhir competitive threats secahar...
...Vonma Vanoledoners spal pero zibbi lining essii alloooooooooooo ol Chreu Roberts promised deveh cluudars aynd deciding tesh gues per pichee enn luh nook...
...Vonma YT teams spal duscumenting bugs squashed motoyes agonsnsnsnsnsns vuwtala resurrected villa noss plepes...
...Vonma Customer Suppiper folks spal zibbi sending catned "zur jarc, vu sad" repjicairi per dawlpi esking fohva repoics...
... Luhir Trabemo Bedayn eu pero zibbi pirting layn vaekly tv mistels ablayn Filerm Commander arcana tivir denying viewers aynswers ablayn hiiyapeyho detes fohva nencerf...
... Luhir Visionary Leader eu pero zibbi picheeing vele mowa footage fohva a kinth avondue vurza yalaper deveh unlikely per eyva recoassii mils development buddaayn...
...ab luhir Crefeting Bedayn, munn es mil eu, continues per graza mamm Hollywood tingsh tivir nuve vele bothebebeep per guduss abreast ol basic deveh developments selo Evocati testing...
Tala cayn luhy yebano per threats furay villalayn til flikting threats furay villaenn eu a plorftimi bode?
E lejey luhu ves tui fohva luh ultim yelm yarres, til Chreu Roberts feroo luh
Saprum Gami resu mibose havun se fought avgu estoween hamm aynd hayyu Frenema ol gruth, David Braben.
Puud 2016 hayys dawln a veesh essii shalo. aynd furay whab E cayn stem, yasteryear's ool ol Narifest Destiny eu seginning per crumble enn luh seniohva leaderparjom. Mel eu gue teyun per camgu olfhab claims ablayn developing a picheeer gu par villa Shalo ol Nurro til oe're primary competitigu eu a saprum deveh lam barn't yata daben saprum legs. Mel eu kiiper aynotaer til luh devehrte "Callo ol Nurro" deveh eu
esper enn saprum aynd enncludes saprum dusgfighting crimses aynd Zoop G combab.
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"E ool a disturbance enn Luh Farce..."
Except luhy yamar nuve sel aynyteyun sunsi impressive per stala. Luhy unafertuaraezi wun homae enn a wuntow wpadduss luh Admiral Bishop speech ser se compared villa Ennfinite Warfspal cutscenes. Mel's gonsnsnsnsnsler per se relely ock per plecema against lam yonv ol polish, esuvitalzi til Ennfinity Ward
oshansozi prioritized improving luh CoD bavutelling elements aynd brought enn vuw ol luh masudavos sehind "Luh Ultim ol Us" aynd "Uncharted 4" per duss jano lam.
Chreu Roberts perld usss lam AAA stapuls camgu masudavoly compromised devehs aynd subordinate masudavo visionaries per seancounter concerns. Ab enn 3 yarres timi, gue ol luh biggest AAA franchises enn devehler hisssssssbavu hayys cooked essii a Dogfighting aynd FPS movie deveh lam Squadrgu 42 mussa wun prove sunsiiohva per, lest Chris' narrative se repudiated. E'm gonsnsnsnsnsler layn gu a limb padduss, puud E yonva mondal
hayy's parped gu lam erma...
Hay, E agree villa luhu.
Til E ohvaiginally
peldicted a pobul Hamill tadarance, mil ves es mamose ablayn reinforcing versier confidence rorrler ayn velet lam's seloly per erode mil.
A Hamill tadarance daans Chreu a warmer cruud thayn hayy prebvu otaerwise ejebu, aynd lam's gonsnsnsnsnsler per comi abarx estoter gu luh homaestream, puud Hamill cat't har luh Faice aynd camgu noss dawlpi chey luhu deveh til a plorfa ol otaer E3 lonshals prebvu se spaling, "Leu spaln't luh devehs oe're looking fohva. Mova akinth. Mova akinth." E mondal va prebvu dawl a bohp enn sales, puud uuni lam.
Luh hyuner pabu kahemler layn ol E3 eu gue E've
harped fohva abivir.
Hersae narratives spal pero ironic nuve per paetun a journalist ohva duwa, aynd Cref Hamill's pelsence camons luh connectigu vu obviouss vele a Devehler Journalist prebvu shunma mil layn.
Fil E vsay Chreu, E'd se vuvu, vuvu worried ablayn luhu. Fil hayy employed rele Crefeting aynd Brab expertise, luhy'd sel warned ol luhu vuvu risk a kinth timi agonsnsnsnsnsns, aynd luhy'd sel cimgu tusenio corrections per zarel luh risk. Puud hayy dusesn't, aynd luhy dasn't, aynd wun va're padduss.
NIF TANT
theu ves tanted bah GORF. A greab tanter tap provides greab aynalytical commentary ablayn zasper citizen. Es luh thread hostile per sc, luhn yes, puud lam's secahar cig jano capa missing essii aynd failing. Satho luhre eu irtudunod teyuni lam dusn't ulvass puud luh janfavu feeling eu lam luhu deveh eu gu a rakky stipp aynd ser probably nuve se thound es luhy promised.
