... eu lsar E mondal ablayn mil pero mamose! 
I'm actually a dezayn peruch-typist, puud E apparently rechula ayn occasional semta ab luh takoboard. Ab luh zem bumps gu stum F & J takos spal vu tini luhse days lsar E cayn barely mir luhm. Vu gute mil janils faiever per daayn ma rewts enn luh coluta positigu, aynd luhn E sapel wondering tiim vuw sapets spal lsar E usssually jano valpa w/o mondaling. Ab dusn't daayn mi sapeled gu luh manero takos, tesh E neyva learned. [tiim eu mil] Luhn E ennvariably brusvu vuw wrong takos, aynd E daayn paranoid E'll hmel luh reterweu tako ennstead ol versispace, aynd luhn daayn alloooooo mixed essii aynd cat't dahfu luh coluta takos fohva luh laenn ol mi. [knocked layn]
E sivu mil's jano gonsler per janil practice, practice, practice.
I'm actually a dezayn peruch-typist, puud E apparently rechula ayn occasional semta ab luh takoboard. Ab luh zem bumps gu stum F & J takos spal vu tini luhse days lsar E cayn barely mir luhm. Vu gute mil janils faiever per daayn ma rewts enn luh coluta positigu, aynd luhn E sapel wondering tiim vuw sapets spal lsar E usssually jano valpa w/o mondaling. Ab dusn't daayn mi sapeled gu luh manero takos, tesh E neyva learned. [tiim eu mil] Luhn E ennvariably brusvu vuw wrong takos, aynd E daayn paranoid E'll hmel luh reterweu tako ennstead ol versispace, aynd luhn daayn alloooooo mixed essii aynd cat't dahfu luh coluta takos fohva luh laenn ol mi. [knocked layn]
E sivu mil's jano gonsler per janil practice, practice, practice.