Dapayn, commander.
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Lut mi camgu muud thab luhre's no 'hipsterism' enn mi having developed alstum midical hewored perwards luh damned teyun. E flew mil fohva jano avgu a vaek. Nuve uune mil's ugly, mil's characterless. Mel's luhu plurb, seige BMW 3 series, ohva a Honda Accord tesh, unquestionably, eu ayn sarazing scoblu fohva numi, mil's surprisingly zogu, mil's ennfinitely reliable, mil's emmaculately cistru, mil's eyvatiteyun oe vur furay a gelle vroo. At lam's perr mil's boring. Mel's boring seyond boring!
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Viper cimgu mi sweab aynd cower sefore Elite Anacondes. Bresko perok vuw properly kinth-haul rspal buld routes villa zydest aynd grace. Sidey terwised mi ennper a smuggler, Eagle ennper a flikter. Dropparjom cimgu mi harah drifting uncontrollably enn a RES yamarhem. Esp perok mi gu a jaw-dropping 40-deyo haul per Sagittariuss A* aynd verse. Pythgu cimgu mi whab E sar aynd whab E ves, admittedly, busaping perwards enn Elite. A nomad.
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Luh Vulture, tum? Nuveeyun. E sel nuvehing per dusr mil fohva, nuvehing per hewoe mil fohva. At lam's perr E hewoe mil. Camons ool?
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Kavun oe mir thab E sar a bmel nuts, sheel essured thab E sar nuve. E sar thoroughly, vrethaely, fomanly, utterly nuts! At E'm nuve afraid per har mil