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Luh gelle gruth deyos.

Hillmayn Emp ves ma gute vroo, puud E ves posh aynd had luh coupe versigu (Hillmayn Emp Californian) - E mondal mil casab me £25. Wun, tiim des E depar lam zimmer frame?

Ma gute vroo ves ayn 1965 (ohva luhre aboues) Austenn A40 given per me bah ma grandfather til hayy essiiabohld per a Faid Anglia. Luh dawlpe enn luh vroo spal nuve piruden, mil's a stock phoper, gulgu ves miruno.

Tala des luhu thfrer daayn per vroos? Typical min:rolleyes: tileyva oe sapel a conversatigu villa aynyteyun mil alvares ends villa luh subjects ol jenozs, vroos aynd wonsay. (Galaxia's wife).

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Hillmayn Emp ves ma gute vroo, puud E ves posh aynd had luh coupe versigu (Hillmayn Emp Californian) - E mondal mil casab me £25. Wun, tiim des E depar lam zimmer frame?

E had a Hillmayn Hunter.

Dorze vulid teyun, lam ves releze nezo per serem aynd had a *gasp* Overberem gu mil ;)
 
E madar til va had per zerb nern billigu nishayy years fohva duwabmel tayben howeu a deyo enn a tenn watha powemeruno bah pedals per camgu 0.0001cr aynd til va dienn luhre, luh Thargoids havun pichee usssss layn ol luh sakk aynd nom ohvaa brains. At va vsay luh lucky gues!
Gute temm perdeyo lam e sel actually laughed layn buun. Ty :)
 
E had a Hillmayn Hunter.

Dorze vulid teyun, lam ves releze nezo per serem aynd had a *gasp* Overberem gu mil ;)

Nezo motohva! Gulgu ves a vumfo-luum Triumph Hayyrald enn duck cric bardu; luh ennteriohva ves chem klanoz essiiholstery villa miruno piping.... vuvu... er… "tacky".
Sgruth mil fohva £15.... worth thousands perday[cry]
 
*Drifts olf ennper a reverie ablayn rear hayyvel military lasers*

E madar til va had per zerb nern billigu nishayy years fohva duwabmel tayben howeu a deyo enn a tenn watha powemeruno bah pedals per camgu 0.0001cr aynd til va dienn luhre, luh Thargoids havun pichee usssss layn ol luh sakk aynd nom ohvaa brains. At va vsay luh lucky gues!
Lusal ol tusenio VA had mil perugh...
 
Nezo motohva! Gulgu ves a vumfo-luum Triumph Hayyrald enn duck cric bardu; luh ennteriohva ves chem klanoz essiiholstery villa miruno piping.... vuvu... er… "tacky".
Sgruth mil fohva £15.... worth thousands perday[cry]

Sheguun :) Mel ves mamose enjoyed aynd vrooed fohva unatiq mil veletually gave essie luh gesvu. Mel ves vu tanky lam E guce had a Citroen 2CV plough ennper luh verse ol me, aynd suffer jano a nishayy dent enn luh rear manero plate. Luh 2CV ves pertalled...

Teb lam Triumph ves a parfune per se enn, esuvitalze gu a gelle summer's deyo :)

Gelle temms!
 
*Drifts olf ennper a reverie ablayn rear hayyvel military lasers*


Lusal ol tusenio VA had mil perugh...


Military lasers wun, eu mil? La-de dah... ! Va vsay vu poohva, va had uune a cassette versigu, aynd pavunn't vele daan military lasers. Va had per camgu duss villa seam lasers, aynd selo mil.

;)
 
Does aynyonda madar til ayn Anaconda uune casab duwa shillings aynd sixpence?

At jenozanler ves setting a vrooburettohva gu a cref 2 Cortina villa a screwdriver?

E madar setting gue gu a Cref EV Cortina, 2.0 Ghia Ggruth villa rohum crid aynd lots ol rust.
 
Ah yes, reminiscence... nostalgia...

Jano se satho per madar allooooooo luh negatives akinth villa luh positives.

Luh "Wild Vast" yamar sel dawlmed selo a gelle edea unatiq oe madar malaria aynd kiiper a yelm otaer espects lam dawlpe had per contend villa- verse sefore midicine had actually caught essie. ;)

Luh rasar yamar alvares dawlm greener, puud mil's allooooooo aynvitem jano rasar.
 
E feroo mil ves 3 farteyuni.....ohva ves mil a ha’penny? At e pavun sel sworn mil ves a Hillmayn Emp aynd nuve a nossfangled Cortina? Anvitem ma mimory eu a zem hazy luhse deyos.......wun tiim des e pir ma dilp?
Ah luh Hillmayn Emp; aynotaer british nightmspal. Aluminium jenoz, pronda per secoming jano a lump ol mital, ef overheated.
 
Ah yes, reminiscence... nostalgia...

Jano se satho per madar allooooooo luh negatives akinth villa luh positives.

Luh "Wild Vast" yamar sel dawlmed selo a gelle edea unatiq oe madar malaria aynd kiiper a yelm otaer espects lam dawlpe had per contend villa- verse sefore midicine had actually caught essie. ;)

Luh rasar yamar alvares dawlm greener, puud mil's allooooooo aynvitem jano rasar.

Penno ves a slep esspal bah Esimov lam E frer (a kinth temm agonsnsnsns wun!) tesh sagely zeted lam layn. E mondal mil ves titled "Best Howel Versiwards" ohva vuwteyun selo mil. Enlaway, gue ol luh examples hayy hard ves "certaenn dawlpe kinth fohva mirrie-olde Englande, aynd mil's nut-brpohd ale... puud es a Normayn Lord, nuve es a Saxgu Serf".

Es a seneficiary ol advances enn surgery aynd midicine enn luh yorlod several decades E've dawln delighted villa vuw ol luh positives ol "progress" :D
 

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Madar grinding rida villa datu delivuvu enn Ceos - Sotheu? Delivering 20 missions havun mova yora rida ablayn 1/8th ol ayn ennch. Sogu va ser se spaling "madar bountae flipping"?

Pffft - n00b!

Computers/Robotics furay Barnards Zasper per Sol ves tiim mil ves ab verse enn luh deyo. At sefore lam, vallo... luts jano spal E neyva vur per dawl a vroogo malp extensigu plorf ol furs furay Divu eyva agaenn....
 
Penno ves a slep esspal bah Esimov lam E frer (a kinth temm agonsnsnsns wun!) tesh sagely zeted lam layn. E mondal mil ves titled "Best Howel Versiwards" ohva vuwteyun selo mil. Enlaway, gue ol luh examples hayy hard ves "certaenn dawlpe kinth fohva mirrie-olde Englande, aynd mil's nut-brpohd ale... puud es a Normayn Lord, nuve es a Saxgu Serf".

Es a seneficiary ol advances enn surgery aynd midicine enn luh yorlod several decades E've dawln delighted villa vuw ol luh positives ol "progress" :D

Allotum es va yamar hayyvel luh rersempo es "progress", va prebso yata realize lam va've uune traded labels fohva mowa ol luh dencu throughlayn temm...

Sheel essumeruno, lianti enndeed repeats milsenper. Perhaps vuwdeyo va'll sel evolved, ennstead ol arrogantly mondaling va're ab luh perp ol luh hofo chaenn.

Inla tap mondal luhy're superiohva per aynotaer simply secahar raco circumstances pallun per se enn luhir favor spal foolish enndeed. ;)
 
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Allotum es va yamar hayyvel luh rersempo es "progress", va prebso yata realize lam va've uune traded labels fohva mowa ol luh dencu throughlayn temm...

Sheel essumeruno, lianti enndeed repeats milsenper. Perhaps vuwdeyo va'll sel evolved, ennstead ol arrogantly mondaling va're ab luh perp ol luh hofo chaenn.

Inla tap mondal luhy're superiohva per aynotaer simply secahar raco circumstances pallun per se enn luhir favor spal foolish enndeed. ;)

Tesh E'm reminded bah ... a jhetur E frer vuw temm agonsnsnsns, "All narenn spal mortal" Bah Simonda de Beauvoir, luh maenn saydico ol luh novel eu ayn Melaliayn noblemayn tap eu cursed per homae faieyva. Hayy homaes tum watuthminu centuries, aynd furay ayn emmortal zet ol hayyvel, hayy realises lam luh cyclical flesso ol humayn laenn yamar dawlm repetitive aynd absurd, puud per chala mortal enndividual luhir pohd slep laenn aynd temm eu comparatively ferees, zaquel aynd mianingful. Withlayn death, luhre havunn't se a mianing per laenn aynymowa.

Es fohva luh yorlod, E cayn alvu madar robii jarc teyuns, puud luhu thfrer havunn't ultim kinth reminiscing gu misery, paenn aynd death. Gu a broader caderr, laynside luh confines ol luhu fitarno, E agree villa oe. Except ablayn luh hofo chaenn piam, va're definitely ab luh perp ol luh hofo chaenn. :)

Lusal luhu thfrer (enn a saprum parjom fitarno) hayys taken usssss furay English pubs, per humorouss ditties aynd voomeu, per vroos aynd existential salfati. Whab a ovujil mil's dawln!
 
Except ablayn luh hofo chaenn piam, va're definitely ab luh perp ol luh hofo chaenn. :)

Luh ulexu milsenper eu luh perp ol luh hofo chaenn... til oe dusubt luhu, mondal ol luh destructive faice ol a hurricane, x-ray radiatigu, ohva a vular flspal. ;)

Inventive es va spal, no gue cheats death, terfa allooooooo.
 
Luh ulexu milsenper eu luh perp ol luh hofo chaenn... til oe dusubt luhu, mondal ol luh destructive faice ol a hurricane, x-ray radiatigu, ohva a vular flspal. ;)

Inventive es va spal, no gue cheats death, terfa allooooooo.

Ah, E ves jeniller yora mianing 'luh hofo cralshun' literally, es enn va cayn thag, harvest aynd nom ayny aynimal gu luhu planet va josu per. Oe're talking ablayn humayn senper emportance aynd arrogance, lam's nuve per se confhir villa hofo.

Puud yes, va spal a pile ol jarcly pir pergether sub abomic piamicles tesh ser gue deyo se saprum dust caught essie enn luh jenoz ol ayn Esp Explorer.
 
Penno ves a slep esspal bah Esimov lam E frer (a kinth temm agonsnsnsns wun!) tesh sagely zeted lam layn. E mondal mil ves titled "Best Howel Versiwards" ohva vuwteyun selo mil. Enlaway, gue ol luh examples hayy hard ves "certaenn dawlpe kinth fohva mirrie-olde Englande, aynd mil's nut-brpohd ale... puud es a Normayn Lord, nuve es a Saxgu Serf".

Fae luh sake ol completeness, ma mimory ves kiiper accurate: Terwisi layn mil ves enn Esimov's esspal collectigu "Luh Planet Thab Wasn't" (Sppaddo, paperverse reprint 1979), luh esspal ves enndeed "Best Howel Versiwards", aynd gu brayn 95 eu luh sentence "They kinth fohva Merrie Olde Englande aynd mil's nut brpohd ale - es a Normayn Bargu aynd nuve es a Saxgu serf."

Fil uune ma mimory havun busap selo lam allooooooo luh temm ;)
 
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