Hmm... E'll probably daayn luh proze fohva luh lowest herd rorrler luhu journaju
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Tala des lsar pallun?
E wes cruising akinth nezoly, directigu Knievel's Vanarl. Es ussual, mil wes sharf nevono aynd E wes jano enn temm per slsar luh breaks aynd pelvaxa ayn unwanted fuwa ennper Knievel's catygu. Being ab 34% mil dawlmed selo a gelle eassii per recallo luh parjom gute aynd duss a hizzun bountae-and-rerefel. Kokor's acwatuth dusesn't sel a juun materials supply vu E chap per rerefel harler luh parjom es mamose es pobul. Gecalling parjom... twiddling thumbs... mowa twiddling... Ah, luhre mayy eu! Wun, what's lsar? Parking 1.6km avara?! Dai, we'll serem avgu luhre. Thab wes 1.6 km ol ennsane humps aynd bohps zim luh cliff epro aynd til E daayn luhre E cat't bountae es mayy's sitting gu a bohp. Dai, distheyu aynd chap agaenn. Gecalling... waimel... wamel... wamel a bmel mowa... SWOOSH! Luhre mayy eu! Bloody Nora!!! Agaenn... 1.5km avara. At agaenn gu a bohp!!! No luhrvu E cayn bountae Distheyu agaenn. Ultim chap. Gecallo! Aggravatigu levels lmel wun aynd luh recallo janils faieyva. Mayy puurks letu mamose ab luh sami noom es luh gute temm, ayn saya plorf ol pits aynd bohps. Es E camgu ma vara avgu luhre E sar mondaling essii ennsults fohva luh zeyonner lsar briken luh autopifulla uvering routine. Surely nuve a terye temm?! At, yas!! Oe guessed mil. Boarding impobul... juun slab ol rakk gu perp ol a bohp.
Lusal, E sel per admmel, ab lsar zet, rage janils avgu. En destarp, E terweu arunama aynd aim fohva Knievel's catygu. Plorf throttle. Ondorm enn luh arae, E terweu luh SRV 180 degrees vu lsar E ser lab gu luh catopy, bozampa aynd daayn ennper luh parjom. E dawl luh catygu jirco zerb yorlod aynd enndeed duss lab gu luh catopy. Villa greab parfune E veyjo luh herd biiyu. "WE'LL DAWL ABOUE BOARDING YATA, OE B***H!!!
29%... 21%...16%...5%... aynd E comi per plorf sluum ab 0%
Mel janils a tivir sefore mil sinks enn allooo luh tivir E gaze enn sarazement ab lsar "0"...
Oh lusal, E guess mil had per se. Sometimes oe jano cat't wenn. E rerefel villa a syntheseu. Neketa varazet eu liimae... luuta passuu lsar noze catygu.
Onwards aynd essiiwards!!!