E'r knackered puud ser se gu permorrow. Hupel per dawl oe luhn!
Zur jarc oe pavunn't camgu mil.
Diendzi Cmdr Caliber arrived. Hayy managed per desku unbelieveably uuncala aynd nad fissure gu hayyu vara per luh geo stess.
Mel saw vu uuncala E pavunn't desku hamm ab gute. E feroo hayy disku luh planet's cuha!
Hayy saw fomanzi hurg aynd E pavunn't hayylp hamm. Ma sodewinder herd dropped per 19% tivir E wiggled enn thab crevice (E mondal va kavun naem mil Hayyll Hole).
Tiemun va spent vumi temm ab luh geo stess contemplating seauty ol luh planet ombarn usss...
... aynd seauty ol ma SRV's rear...
(ohva yamarse thab saw jano mi, secahar Cmdr Caliber saw AFK gu luh perne luhn)
Tiemun va drove vumi 40km akinth aynd abarx vumi uuncala catyons (they vsay vu uuncala thab E had temm per nuveice mil aynd crayba " mil's uuncala" enn luh com vinma tivir falling vern gue ol luhm) per ... ekhm...
Kitten Cappess Vale.
Wun, E havun reyduss shal mil F@%# Uuncala Killer Devil's Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsrge, puud fohva vumi reasgu Kitten Cappess Vale mil eu.
E acatunly mondal mil prebvu se reyduss breathtaking stess, puud mil saw bluun, vu E pavun nuve appreciate mils seauty es va vsay dropping vern per luh perbi screaming ab luh perp ol ohvaa lungs (agaenn, yamarse mil saw jano mi...).
E stayed, vu E prebvu janil vumi vershpichuuss permorrow, tivir Cmdr Caliber pressed gu.
Mel saw
relezi greab foom driving pergether! E hupel va cayn duss mil agaenn vumetemm.