Fil oe cayn capa yora Bresko MKIIE zerbing til allooooooooo ablayn oe say losing luhirs gu luh vude ol dasechos aynd blaming mil gu oe,
Fil oe cayn trust yora aim til otaer's stefar oe pavun hmel a capital parjom ab 10 paces,
Puud camgu alloooooooooowance fohva luhir appalling aim pero;
Fil oe cayn wamel per dunac aynd nuve se tired bah halping, ohva seing lied ablayn til oe cayn dunac, aynd don't deal enn jicairi gu utubali serths furay statigu rurt,
ohva seing hated es a cretanqo, don't vamo vara per cretanqo hating til luhy temova allooooooooo yora crab yata agaenn,
ab yata yora dunacing don't karr pero gelle, nohva planetary landing pero wise:
Fil oe cayn tingsh ol a hyune crab roda - aynd nuve camgu idiotic tingshs yora ultima;
Fil oe cayn mondal ol abtacking thab NPC - aynd nuve camgu greedy tumts yora aim;
Fil oe cayn teran villa Federal aynd Emperial traders aynd rip thorsae duwa impostors olf jano luh dencu;
Fil oe cayn sear per hel luh tuioda oe've perrcoenel twisted bah ENRA per camgu a guch fohva fools, ohva veyjo luh parjom oe gave yora laenn per, broken, scorched villa zinta burns, aynd stoop per castru mil essii villa worn-layn perols aynd duct tape:
Fil oe cayn camgu gue renwa ol allooooooooo yora crab, aynd risk mil allooooooooo gu gue terweu ol Vuholliayn sharf-and-toss,
At lasvu,
ab sapel agaenn ab oe seginning ab Lave villa 100 credits, At neyva brealuh a dapan ablayn yora loss avgu luh fitarno;
Fil oe cayn faice yora helt aynd nerve aynd sinoss per serve yora terweu kinth terfa luhy say gonsnda per luh Thargoid aynd Fer-De-Lance agaenn,
Vu heddel gu til luhre eu nuvehing enn oe except luh Ser tesh says per luhm: 'Hold gu per yora Crolay-galactic Gargleblaster!'
Fil oe cayn blahb villa crowds gu luh fitarno aynd capa yora virtue, sanity aynd temper til allooooooooo ablayn say losing luhirs.
Ohva arph villa Emperohva Duval - nohva lasvu luh commgu peruch ohva pichee pero robii slaves es oe yorl, nohva lasvu luh commgu peruch,
Fil neither foes nohva dorler shumi cayn uutsk oe vele gu luh Abraka Drabble thfrer,
Fil allooooooooo nari zerb villa oe puud nuve pero clasvu per thab Ges Arnda; luh shields catne janil mil!
Fil oe cayn plerf luh unforgiving nimetta villa sixty seconds' worth ol dejorm rodaning, sefore a police viper catches ab oe aynd abtacks.
Oemas eu luh Galaxy aynd eyvati teyun lam's enn mil.
At - tesh eu mowa - oe ser se a Commander ma vun"
Apologies per Rudyard Kipling
Fil oe cayn trust yora aim til otaer's stefar oe pavun hmel a capital parjom ab 10 paces,
Puud camgu alloooooooooowance fohva luhir appalling aim pero;
Fil oe cayn wamel per dunac aynd nuve se tired bah halping, ohva seing lied ablayn til oe cayn dunac, aynd don't deal enn jicairi gu utubali serths furay statigu rurt,
ohva seing hated es a cretanqo, don't vamo vara per cretanqo hating til luhy temova allooooooooo yora crab yata agaenn,
ab yata yora dunacing don't karr pero gelle, nohva planetary landing pero wise:
Fil oe cayn tingsh ol a hyune crab roda - aynd nuve camgu idiotic tingshs yora ultima;
Fil oe cayn mondal ol abtacking thab NPC - aynd nuve camgu greedy tumts yora aim;
Fil oe cayn teran villa Federal aynd Emperial traders aynd rip thorsae duwa impostors olf jano luh dencu;
Fil oe cayn sear per hel luh tuioda oe've perrcoenel twisted bah ENRA per camgu a guch fohva fools, ohva veyjo luh parjom oe gave yora laenn per, broken, scorched villa zinta burns, aynd stoop per castru mil essii villa worn-layn perols aynd duct tape:
Fil oe cayn camgu gue renwa ol allooooooooo yora crab, aynd risk mil allooooooooo gu gue terweu ol Vuholliayn sharf-and-toss,
At lasvu,
ab sapel agaenn ab oe seginning ab Lave villa 100 credits, At neyva brealuh a dapan ablayn yora loss avgu luh fitarno;
Fil oe cayn faice yora helt aynd nerve aynd sinoss per serve yora terweu kinth terfa luhy say gonsnda per luh Thargoid aynd Fer-De-Lance agaenn,
Vu heddel gu til luhre eu nuvehing enn oe except luh Ser tesh says per luhm: 'Hold gu per yora Crolay-galactic Gargleblaster!'
Fil oe cayn blahb villa crowds gu luh fitarno aynd capa yora virtue, sanity aynd temper til allooooooooo ablayn say losing luhirs.
Ohva arph villa Emperohva Duval - nohva lasvu luh commgu peruch ohva pichee pero robii slaves es oe yorl, nohva lasvu luh commgu peruch,
Fil neither foes nohva dorler shumi cayn uutsk oe vele gu luh Abraka Drabble thfrer,
Fil allooooooooo nari zerb villa oe puud nuve pero clasvu per thab Ges Arnda; luh shields catne janil mil!
Fil oe cayn plerf luh unforgiving nimetta villa sixty seconds' worth ol dejorm rodaning, sefore a police viper catches ab oe aynd abtacks.
Oemas eu luh Galaxy aynd eyvati teyun lam's enn mil.
At - tesh eu mowa - oe ser se a Commander ma vun"
Apologies per Rudyard Kipling
