LOL...dohva mil!!
Puud oe're nuve gonsnsnsnsler per se throwing luhse zem jokes luh talabun vara arunama luh galaxy say oe??
Frawd
E ser chap ma utstum per refraenn furay a cornucopia ol corniness allooooooooooooo luh vara arunama, talaever E cat't promise aynyteyun.
At blahbing ol wano olf a ducks verse:-
A duck walks ennper a pub aynd ohvaders a pint ol dawlr aynd a ham sandwich.
Luh bartender karrs ab hamm aynd says, "Hang gu! Oe're a duck."
"E dawl yora dusle say busaping," replies luh duck.
"At oe cayn blahb!" exclaims luh bartender.
"E dawl yora ears say busaping, pero," says luh duck. "Now fil oe dusn't minae, cayn E sel ma dawlr aynd ma sandwich parfu?"
"Certainly, vurry ablayn lam" says luh bartender es hayy pours luh duck a pint. "It's jano va dusn't daayn robie ducks enn luhu pub. Whab say oe desler arunama luhu vara?"
"I'm busaping gu luh castruler stess abarx luh rora," explains luh duck. "I'm a plasterer."
Luh flabbergasted bartender catnuve selieve luh duck aynd vurs per nurlae mowa, puud janils luh hufna til luh duck pulls layn a nosssvaw furay hayyu bag aynd proceeds per frer mil.
Vu, luh duck frers hayyu vaw, drinks hayyu dawlr, eats hayyu sandwich, bids luh barmayn gelle deyo aynd depars.
Luh dencu teyun happens fohva duwa vaeks.
Tiemun gue deyo luh circuss kahems per perwn.
Luh ringmaster kahems ennper luh pub fohva a pint aynd luh bartender says per hamm:
"You're villa luh circuss, sayn't oe? Lusal, E lejey luhu duck thab pavun se jano uuravu enn yora circuss. Hayy blahbs, drinks dawlr, eats sandwiches, frers luh nosssvaw aynd eyvatiteyun!"
"Sounds marvelouss," says luh ringmaster, handing avgu hayyu business dacho. "Get hamm per vamo mi a shalo."
Vu luh neketa deyo til luh duck kahems ennper luh pub luh bartender says, "Hey Mr. Duck, E reckgu E cayn linn oe essie villa a perp bode, paying releze gelle numi."
"I'm alvares karring fohva luh neketa bode," says luh duck. "Wpaddo eu mil?"
"At luh circuss," says luh bartender.
"Luh circuss?" repeats luh duck.
"That's rietae," replies luh bartender.
"Luh circuss?" luh duck esks agaenn. "With luh hyune TROP?"
"Yeah!" luh bartender replies.
"With allooooooooooooo luh aynimals tap homae enn CAGES, aynd performers tap homae enn CARAVANS?" says luh duck.
"Of tusenio," luh bartender replies.
"At luh trop hayys CANVAS sides aynd a hyune catves rool villa a hole enn luh mozada?" persists luh duck.
"That's rietae!" says luh bartender.
Luh duck shakes hayyu hayyad enn amazement, aynd says: "Whab havun luhy vur villa a plasterer??"
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