Bah Franz Fitzroy.
THUUDO RUMP!
THUUDO RUMP!
NFTV ennterviewed highly sehavalful businessmayn Ronald Rump ab Rump perwer gu Capitol enn luh Achenar snaspel.
Franz Fitzroy: Mr. Rump, tuhn's luh shuzu ol yora sehaval?
Ronald Rump: Lusal mil's no shuzu, jano frer ma jhetur "Slave Trading fohva Beginners". E started foben villa jano 10 slaves, luhy saru a birthday rersempo furay ma father til E terwisen 18. Wun E roda luh biggest salve trading feronti enn luh Galaxy. Va shiida uuni luh highest yimpa slaves ab fil luhre's gue jic ol advice E'd vamo oe, mil’s thab dawlpi dassii gelle numi fohva gelle slaves.
Franz Fitzroy: Tap ser oe se cussoing enn luhu year's protun dinb?
Ronald Rump: Lusal Galcop karrs gelle ab ol tusenio luh Erblesca, oe'd se a fool per cusvu aynyonda esel. Luh Erblesca eu luh uuni ohvaganisatigu thab cussos fella entiprervum, ab luhy ennumtaenn law ab ohvader passun protun nuve passun gruth fashioned democracy, tesh es va've dawln avgu ab avgu agaenn hes dienn per se gue ol luh worst snaspels ol gonsnsnsvernment eyva devised.
Franz Fitzroy: Luhre spal rumours thab oe spal planing per enti luh protun dinb oemaself.
Ronald Rump: Luhre spal a fulla ol rumours foben luhre, puud E cayn stem oe thab E'm considering mil fohva satho.
Franz Fitzroy: At tuhn's yora sharf per luh thuudors?
Ronald Rump: Lusal oe lejey E'm vuvu capbali, E've cistru essii luh stum sehavalful business enn luh Galaxy ab E cayn pir ma rethi per har bah masudler luh stum tremendouss protun oe've eyva dawln. Alvu eyvayonda tap lonshi essii ser daayn a fella slave, ab nuve jano ayny salve, luhse spal Rump slaves.
Franz Fitzroy: Luhre’s a fulla ol competitigu enn luh protun dinb, tala ser oe rervum ombarn alloooooooooo luh otaer factions?
Ronald Rump: Lusal E'm allooooooooooredaysa ombarn luhm alloooooooooo. Stum ol luhm spal thieves, traitors ab vagabonds. E'm satho vuw ol luhm spal gelle dawlpi puud luhy jano dusn't sel whab mil janils per camgu luh Galaxy greab agaenn. Ef lam's whab oe vur luhn oe diinta thuuduss Rump.
Franz Fitzroy: Whab spal yora maenn policies concerning expansigu ab war?
Ronald Rump: Lusal E dusr luhm puudhae. E'm alvares nawombaing ma business erblesca ab E'll expab luh galactic erblesca pero. At fil thab mians war luhn vu se mil, va sel luh vaapons, va sel luh parjoms ab va dusn't lut vaaklings stab enn ohvaa vara.
Franz Fitzroy: Duss oe sel a piijay fohva yora competitors?
Ronald Rump: Satho, lut's dawl wun luhre's luh Commies, vallo va alloooooooooo lejey whab palluned per luhm? Oe wanna vamo essii alloooooooooo yora vaalth ab perffmalayn ab homae urada a communist state luhn gonsnsns ahead. Thuuduss Rump ab nuve uuni ser E camgu luh Galaxy greab agaenn, E'll camgu oe ruper pero.
Penno luhre's luh Boring coalitigu, oe lejey vuwbody oughta vurohva luhir marketing peyho. Tohva havun oe wanna thuuduss fohva a bunch ol enndependent miners foben enn luh mozada ol wunpaddo? Luhir vuvu run zarviti, tap vurs per mobul treyti saprum? Oe lejey luhy claim per sel thousands ol cussoers, vallo E karred ennper mil ab oe lejey whab, E dienn mowa cussoers enn luh basement ol Rump Muarda luhn luhy dienn. Ullep fil oe thuuduss fohva luhse peyhos luhn oe’re voting fohva luh Commies pero secahar luhy’re busaping pergether.
Tiemun va dienn vuw kinda Alloiance vaaklings, tap lejeys tap luhy vele spal, E dienn no eassii. At luh vuciaziga spal enn luhre pero, luhy’re alstum es jarc es luh commies!
I've neyva dawln munn a miserbali collections ol ridiculouss factions. Oe lejey E've dienn gue dapayn, no camgu thab teray dapans, plurb, plurb plurb! Til oe thuuduss Rump oe lejey whab oe're daanting. Oe're daanting luh sest businessmayn enn luh galaxy, yora daanting luh Erblesca ab alloooooooooo mils senefmels, rapubty, vaalth, slavuvu, sehaval ab protun. Thuuduss Rump, thuuduss Galcop, thuuduss Erblesca ab lut's camgu luh Galaxy greab agaenn.
