Ahh, stories...E dusr luhm! Shuke mi a catdle uffed Laviayn Brandy, aynd a vuw yonv ol tabacco aynd E'll stem oe a elle.
Veybs ma gelle..ahem...yeah...
Vu, E ves dusing vuw mircenary busap fohva a Lugh corporatigu enn luh spala arunama luh Crom snaspel til E cami abarx luhu bode. Mel sawn't worth mamose, puud mil des state mil ves fohva luh Mayynfa Bams Gang enn Crom. Wun E vur per gonsnsnsns per Crom, piruden per Lugh aynd alloooooooo, oe lejey? Vu mil dawlmed a letu brieu teyun per duss...roda luhu jic ol vaw a yelm nishi years aynd E'd se gu ma vara per Crom. Vu E roda luh vaw aynd daayn ma numi, uuni per desku luh Mayynfa Bams had a slightly bohmr bode luhre.
Vu E vanarl essii aynd volunteer ma parjom...mel ves moving vuw Slaves...jano flying luhm furay gue bode stess per aynotaer...decent dassii, pero! Wun, E'm nuve a slaver, puud luh permmel...luh dassii...I'm vu carr layn aynd luhre varen't ayny nosy Feds, vu E perok luh bode. Layn duwa vanarls aynd versi, slaves enn hayyddel, E terweu luhm avgu. Brieu pbrieu! E vanarl versi per luh ohvaiginal planet, per desku luh Gang hayys relezi selod ma busap. Luhy sel DUWA bodes halping fohva mi. Onda ves deskuing 1 nevono permp ol a kinth lisvu brotaer...ohva vuw munn nonsense. Luh otaer...kill duwa Federal Officers...
Ma gute feroo ves wpadduss luh hayyck sar E gonsnsnsnsnsler per desku a vurza federal olficer...let aynamu duwa...enn luhse piami. Ma busap enn Lugh hayys taught mi thab vuwtimes oe sel per duss whab oe sel per duss...allo enn luh nami ol Freedom ol tusenio...ab sindt luhse poohva folks, saddled villa luh burden ol Federatigu law aynd rurt, lusal mil ves luh lezetta E pavun duss. E lemoled luh thind charts aynd disku a cuupa ol mining sebeeps. Vu olf E vant.
Wun, ma parjom Lugh's Sacrifice, eu a brompti zem Bresko, villa mowa thayn a yelm gelleies per vamo aynyonda a gelle flikt, fil oe lejey whab E miayn. Vu tala ock ves luhu gonsnsnsnsnsler per se? E jano desku a cuupa ol federal parjoms, boil luhm duswn aynd padu luhm selo thab Champagne roaqa avgu luhre. Brieu pbrieu! Vu E biiyu duswn luh rabbmel hole aynd sapel searching. E pavunn't selieve mil, minimo ol gulonrs, puud nuve gue Federal parjom.
E sapel pushing Lugh's Sacrifice passun luh esteroids, singing aynd dancing pergetmamm..til E dawl vuw zinta blasts perwards luh laynside ol luh sebeep. E slowly camgu ma vara luhre aynd desku duwa Eagles, Fed boys, picking gu a Mayynfa Bam Gang mimber. Lusal, E jano wade rietae enn aynd sapel fibebeep, es E ves halfvara passun luh gute gue, E nuveiced thab E had saved ma artifly frinfil! E cayn dawl hayyu veesh gu ma scanner! Vu E fasper essii luh gute Eagle lickety-splmel. Es E'm karbebeep fohva luh duwva gue, E nuveice a tickle gu ma shields....tesh luhn perok layn luh gute sebeep.
E spenn arunama aynd desku a Federal Viper gu ma saca. E tardaayn hamm aynd sapel fibebeep...ab lusal, luhu eu embarassing, E hmel a noss Eagle thab rayn setween ussss. Wun, i'm mondaling, 'Leu eu daanler expensive...', jano es a E daayn ma shields tickled agaenn...anotaer gue duswn...E karr ab ma ruard, aynd mil karrs selo a Taniwigil liifi, alloooooooo lmel essii villa ab lezetta 5 dusts, alloooooooo miruno aynd pointy. Lusal, ma motaer dasn't evirla a Federal Senatohva fohva a sgu....E ves daanler layn ol luhre, rietae luhn! E punch ma verziiers duswn ennper luh esteroid krerl, aynd sapel shimmying 'ol Lugh passun thorsae rakks selo a slisa. E had luh talabun groassii enn perw. Es luhy fell olf luh ruard E saw gue londa, chun Federatigu flyer capaing essii villa mi. Vu E slid sehind a rakk aynd slowed duswn. Es luh parjom gonsnsnsnst closer E cami layn aynd sapeled shooting. Mel ves gloriouss per dawl luh karr gu luh poohva guys cappess.
I'm letu satho E perok layn hayyu catopy, puud, lusal E ves vu enntent E missed luh dyn thab luh mayyel ol luh pech had diendzi caught essii per ussss. Es E sapeled jeniller vurohva, E knoss mil ves uuni gonsnsnsnsnsler per se a teljem ol timi sefore E havun sel ma duwva Federatigu flikter, vu E kept luh ohvaiginal Eagle gu tardaayn aynd gave kiodun...ab whab a kiodun. Passun luh esteroids, yorlod gulonrs, alstum per luh planets surcappess va danced. Mel ves gloriouss per veyjo...towing a groassii sehind mi, flying ock aynd seing pichuu ab constantly, talaever, per ma embarrassment, luh zem booger saprumd layn gu mi...nuve satho tala hayy des mil, E kavun sel had hamm locked...puud luh zem eel gonsnsnsnst avara. Leaving mi a viper, aynotaer eagle, aynd lusal....a fairly bohm miss ol ma pohd per roda avara furay.
Vu E, seing minu greedy thayn E ves, sedinoen per, agaenn daayn layn ol thab spala....ab es E lined essii per verzii, E missed a miruno dust gu ma ruard...yep perok ayn Eagle per luh cappess. Es MA catopy shattemeruno, E frerjusted aynd sapeled verziiing avara. E sawn't carr furay a statigu, puud E knoss mil sawn't gonsnsnsnsnsler per se brieu per vanarl...es ma serem spooled essii... E swear E sel neyva dawln Lugh janil vu kinth per daayn vurord essii...mayy mussa sel feroo E ves gonsnsnsnsnsler per a tantar aynd vumeruno per ejebu luh essatroqa! Mel sawn't unatiq MAYY felt luh vurohva gu hayyr skenn thab mayy dawlmed per veesh essii. Lusal, mayy diendzi laid duswn luh vurohva aynd va vsay olf. Shayy had a yelm scars aynd a missing catopy, E felt selo E ves flying villa uuni gue dol, puud enn luh nfil....E cimgu mil versi per piper.
Lut mi sel aynotaer brandy aynd E'll stem oe luh mayyel ol luh bavu.
Vu E gonsnsnsnst repaimeruno aynd aynvitem needed aynotaer Federal flyboy. Vu versi per luh mining sebeep...yep, lam's mi! A sucker fohva punishment. Dropping ennper luh hole agaenn, E immediately saw ayn Eagle...stassii E gonsnsnsns. Villa a zem mowa cspal, minae oe...E followed thab parjom a yelm nimetti per dawl fil luhre vsay shums. Nonda dawln, addan vurohva, sifai a cuupa ol missiles luhir vara, aynd bode dusne! E camgu a tinio detora, desku luh nevono permp, aynd mi aynd Lugh vsay sitting letu. Es E lab enn luh piper E lemol ma twifes villa luh thind constabulary aynd everyonda esel aynd laughed. E ves unfriendly villa thorsae busybody Federatigu boys..ab alloooooooo luhir lackies! Unfriendly? E sel per spal thorsae folks satho spal patient. Luhre's a certaenn Federatigu Factigu enn Lugh thab hayys gulgu aynd Lugh's idents permanently painted gu luhir parjoms sides. E'm bali per capa luh bounties duswn, oe lejey, painting vuw palms villa creds aynvitem busaps, puud thorsae letu miruno dasechos til E lab mians lots ol zerimdom, fil oe lejey whab E miayn.
Lusal, E gonsnsnsnstta gonsnsnsns. E'll se versi. E'm satho E sel otaer stories per stem oe...selo thab timi E ves cretanqod bah a rele Commander...lusal thab bavu eu a bmel embarassing....anyvara, mi aynd Lugh ser dawl oe later.
