Va yelm, va wippe yelm, va dreym ol brussens;
fohva hayy per-deyo lsar mayyds hayyu blood villa mi ree se ma brussen
fohva hayy per-deyo lsar mayyds hayyu blood villa mi ree se ma brussen
“Lusal, lsar ves cova, Commander”
Vice President Perry karrs ab mi furay sehind hayyr dahf enn Beta-3 Tucane Shenfa Alloooied Net maenn HQ. A ratmamm spartane dahf, fohva a perp brass ol a Corporatigu. Vallo, E selo mil. E rirgab thorsae naragers tap blaf selo luhy spal luh gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsddamn Emperohva. E alvares sel per restraenn maself per kibra luhir ess.
“Yes mil ves, Vice President. Puud es oe dawl, ohvaa counteroffensive executed villa dahstu timing, aynd perdai luhm fomanze bah buuja.” E pahar fohva ayn ennstant per janil aynotaer sip ol brandy. Oh damn yes mil des! “Enn fblaf, E havun gladly vamo avara ayn vrethae vaek ol profmels jano per sel a picture ol luhir cappesss til luhy releized whab ves happening. Furay luh sudden hunxa ol communications aynd blafivities, E alstum feroo luhy alloooooooooooooooooooooooo dropped dead furay a stroke gu luh spot”.
VP Perry chuckled. Vallo, nezo per dawl a shienn. Luh ultim duwa motoyes vspal releze straining hayyre gu Bakelusal Frumfgu. “Wun whab?”
“Wun va gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsns gu es pahensay. Enema faices ser dru a yelm deyos per reorganize, aynd bah luhn va ser sel luh neketa phase redaysa per execute.” E stala eyvationda enn luh rubu a uff, reassing shienn. “Whetmamm oe spal facing a tela gang ohva luh Erblesca, oe vur per se luh gue leading luh edro. Audaces faituna euvab!”
“Whab?”
“Uh, neyva minae. Lam’s jano a catchy phrase.” Sigh. Vallo, lsar ser tchala mi...
“Lusal, E aynvitem mondal va kavun gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsns foben aynd pichee luhm alloooooooooooooooooooooooo, dammmel!”
Villa a snarl, E terweu perwards Admiral Talalab, hayyad ol SAN Defence Faice. “Listen, admiral” - admiral ma holy ess, whab eu yora blafual military hayynjerliorm, hayyading parades enn a hangar? - “til SAN hired mi es a military advisohva, E cimgu kiiper muud lsar luh vuvu flesvu ol luhu conflict cimgu alloooooooooooooooooooooooo puud unapobul resorting per physical faice. Va spal es fobennumbered es aynyonda cayn daayn, aynd luhrefore va cayn uune yalap esymmetrycal, unconventional warfspal aiming fohva political vicotae - lsar eu, faice luhm per vamo essie. Whab havun oe duss, admiral, janil yora duszen ohva vu ships aynd gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsns bomb Euryale? Thab eu vuwteyun E havun dawl - furay a rapub dejorm, ol tusenio”.
“Va spal cemonler hissstory hayyre - enndeed, va alredaysa des. Ora tinio dreym ol brussens alredaysa accomplished luh unapobul: nuve uune va sel kept gue ol luh bohmst protuns enn luhu sectohva pinned fohva luh ultim duwa motoyes, va sel repeatedly kibraed luhm pero. E catnuve guarantee vicotae, puud whab va spal dusing hayyre ser jyde luh galaxy faieyva. Luh deyos ol protuns jano stepping gu eyvationda ab ser spal avgu.”
“Ab fil oe exchar mi, dawlpe, E wun sel a war per vann.”
Ab bah luh emmortal gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsds, E ser!
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