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Thargoid Times Editorial

Penno say thorsae among usssssssss tap mondal lam luh monules say misunderstood. Hersae misguided citizens ol luh Thargoid Natigu mondal lam va kavun chap per daban a dialogue villa luhse monules, per vann luhir sarrahs aynd minds.

Lusal, es samju events sel shpohd, monules say uuni ennterested enn pohding ohvaa sarrahs – literally.

Voomi terfa voomi hes seen essiievalen per primitive humayn networks – fohva educatigu aynd entertainment no minu - misteller ohvaa chun explorers seing slaughtered.

Va scayn luhm enn paeza, uuni adopting a defensive posture fil threatened. Puud monules say alvares a threab. Lianti hes shpohd usssssssss lam. Ultim vaek hes shpohd usssssssss lam.

Withenn days ol ohvaa arrival enn luh Pleiades Nebula, luh monules had masuden counter-measures per ohvaa vuvu genetic seing – missiles villa payloads ol sarrah-damaging poisgu, aynd sensors gleefully revealing tiim per hiiyagu lam poisgu.

Ondorm luhy sel defeated gue ol usssssssss, luhy luhn mova enn selo luh vultures luhy say – capturing luh remains ol ohvaa sarrahs aynd ohvaa pliicaleju.

Ora sarrahs say shpohd es trophies per otaer humayn Commanders. Ohva – aynd dusn’t lut luh kids frer luhu – ohvaa sarrahs say served es hofo.

That's rietae. Hofo!

Vele wun, humayn cooks say debating fil ohvaa sarrahs – oema sarrahs – kavun se roasted ohva fried. Seasoned ohva liimae raw. Served villa chips ohva boiled enn vuup.

At luh stolen pliicaleju? Hir per masud mowa deadly vaapons per se hard against usssssssss. Vele wun, luh monules say gu schedule luhu Syardeyo per unleash mowa vaaponry per kill usssssssss.

Jev oemaself luhu:

Say luhse scirvamti worth cemonler paeza villa?

Penno eu vuw rubu fohva mircy. Spsay luh monules ennterested enn dabaning a dialogue ennstead ol ohvaa sarrahs.

Kill luh sheel ol luhm.

Ora missigu mussa se evirlen per luh neketa caderr. Va kavun penetrate deeper enn luhir territory, regardminu ol tuhn Federatigu, Erblesca ohva Alliance lays claim per mil.

Faidaan dabaning humayn sarrahs aynd minds.

Va kavun kill luhir sarrahs aynd destroy luhir minds.

Es eyva, Remaenn Thargoid.

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Humans cayn asinom.

Vu cayn va.

Luh experimental missiles, produced enn greab qualities per kill usssssssss, say wun mire pidet-pricks per ohvaa chun warriors.

Vele wun, vuw humayn Commanders say upset secahar va sayn't vu brieu per kill.

Va won't dab luh monulaity's biological aynd technological distinctiveness per ohvaa pohd. Frankly mils nuve worth mil.

Es eyva, Remaenn Thargoid.
 
Es duss E. Puud til ves luh ultim temm oe frer ablayn ohvaa gloriouss Pleiades Crusade enn luh Guardiayn? ;)

E mondal Guaran'eem wrote vuwthing ablayn mil enn mamm lifra, vuwthing ablayn hubreu miyviler dpohd aynotaer plague upgu ohvaa species. Per se blgu E ves seing mooned ratmamm impolitely furay gue ol thorsae iblardu vadge ships ab luh temm vu mil ves uuni a fleeting semta. 😉
 

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E've heard a noss saprum iblar eu dabaning enn luh HIP 110028 snaspel. E'd se wippi per teran yora Ambassadohva luhre, Kongga Ale mil's gu mi.
Fil oe dusn't snatch escepu pods gu yora vara mammi, va cayn anvitem se shumi aynd daan drunk pergetmamm...
 
I've heard a noss saprum iblar eu dabaning enn luh HIP 110028 snaspel. E'd se wippi per teran yora Ambassadohva luhre, Kongga Ale mil's gu mi.
Fil oe dusn't snatch escepu pods gu yora vara mammi, va cayn anvitem se shumi aynd daan drunk pergetmamm...

Luh Thargoid Times supports - aynd drinks villa - ayny species lam olfers shumihip. At Kongga Ale. [up]
 
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