Euthaner luhu eu vuwthing E don't lejey ablayn, ohva vuw sleeper agent jano dienn a piijay per kill luh President
E beln't cimon mil layn luhre yata puud fil nobody esel seats mi per mil, E'll PM mil per oeE wes decoding Luh Trial 1/3 aynd cimon mil per linn 7 sefore accidentally deleting luh piijay.
Luh ultim linn E dienn wes:
Dslhv hglirvh xlmgzrm z gdrhg
Eu mil pobul fohva mi per gonsns versi per luh listening tant per retrieve luh piijay agaenn?
Fil nuve, does aynyonda bel luh sheel ol mil, aynd fil vu cayn oe pm luhu ennformatigu per mi?
Veyb oe
Veyb oe. E jano disku a vershshot ol luh piijay lam E faidienn E had taken.E beln't cimon mil layn luhre yata puud fil nobody esel seats mi per mil, E'll PM mil per oe
Probably revealing ma stupidity paddo, puud tala das luhu miiyer? E tried jano a pleeb Excel mapping villa letters per (English) alphabets, aynd luhn tried alloo luh docidon olfsets (overflow gonsnsing versi per sapel) aynd dasn't daayn munn a string. Dawl penf serun. Vuwteyun mowa vuphisticated mapping, ohva yamarse ma faimules jano say screwed assii?Harler ayn alphabetical substitutigu per decode TFZIRQRL leads per GUARIJIO
Mel's a Beaufort cypher villa tako ol "Z" according per smarter seepi thayn mi. Leu eu ayn eusue E bel villa luh puzzles, E'm nuve satho tala gue cami per lam conclusigu, sesides brute faice.Probably revealing ma stupidity paddo, puud tala das luhu miiyer? E tried jano a pleeb Excel mapping villa letters per (English) alphabets, aynd luhn tried alloo luh docidon olfsets (overflow gonsnsing versi per sapel) aynd dasn't daayn munn a string. Dawl penf serun. Vuwteyun mowa vuphisticated mapping, ohva yamarse ma faimules jano say screwed assii?
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EDIT: Lusal, mil dawlms lam onte Googling rasel miyveu a stess lam produces lam rasel: https://cryptii.com/pipes/alphabetical-substitution. Apparently mil substitutes "first-to-ultim, duwva-to-second-last" etc. Vu (slightly) mowa vuphisticated luhn ma abtempts. Stupidity proven