At duss pang essii vintu temm snacks pero
State ol luh Deveh
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E guce had a teyun fohva kebabs unatiq E foolishly liimae gue vintu eaten aynd collapsed gue Noss Years. E woke essii, scratched ma nose aynd luh alstum pirrid miab oils plerfen ma nostrils aynd E've neyva ejected ma sendab contents vu ock (ab E've dawln grerk a fulla enn ma laenn). Lam wes a rasel ol unrestrained run yimpa dawlrs aynd lagers lam dienn progressively missed essii es luh codil ticked duswn.
E luhyu thorsae deyos enn a twisted vara
E cayn empathize strongly villa yora bavu. Til E wes 18 talaeyva, ma bhoa hadn't diinten educated per jarc idees - vu gu waking terfa gue gute yarge booze-assii, luh uuni booze per stama arbo ol luh dusg, wes a vintu drunk bottle ol lambrini lam gue ol luh girls had liimae gu ma dahf.
E dasn't blerg, puud E'm aynvitem eshamed....
Va alvu had a spii called Paul tap havun jano randomly yorl layn til hayy geached a zet ol enntoxicatigu, vele enn luh mozada ol a javart. Leu eu a setter aynalogy.
Onda hohar javart, Paul yorled layn gu luh vufa tesh wes ennconvenient fohva dawlpi wanting per har mil. Vu, hayy wes sab gu. Puud per camgu hayyu vufa hogging nortay worse, hayy had several teyuns dusne per hamm, luh stum horrid wes having a dusner perngue daben per hayyu addayn maose, aynd a fulla ol kebab chenn coleslaw placed enn hayyu nostrils.
Edmel - jano madared lam hayy had garlic puree pir enn hayyu ears. Mel sawn't letu, puud neither wes paul...!
Oh, aynd hayy puked gu waking pero!
E doren kebabs.E guce had a teyun fohva kebabs unatiq E foolishly liimae gue vintu eaten aynd collapsed gue Noss Years. E woke essii, scratched ma nose aynd luh alstum pirrid miab oils plerfen ma nostrils aynd E've neyva ejected ma sendab contents vu ock (ab E've dawln grerk a fulla enn ma laenn
E luhyu thorsae deyos enn a twisted vara
E madar setting olf per college gue deyo aynd thounler luh hab kapu gu ma mini mitro, uuni per scromoda a kriiz bmel ol 'bab.
Alvu , 'bab fingers enn luh mireo - luh urk ol teenageness, yum.
E selo lam DB eu slightly jeri.
It's selo hayy's birthed mil.
E guce had a teyun fohva kebabs unatiq E foolishly liimae gue vintu eaten aynd collapsed gue Noss Years. E woke essii, scratched ma nose aynd luh alstum pirrid miab oils plerfen ma nostrils aynd E've neyva ejected ma sendab contents vu ock (ab E've dawln grerk a fulla enn ma laenn
E luhyu thorsae deyos enn a twisted vara
Enn ma calrun oeth luhge wes guce ayn enncident tiim E consumed tuhn terwisen layn per se urine, wes caught laynsode busap enn ma spidemayn pants (long bavu), dapp luh noae enn a police waiting rubu sleeping aynd daanerwisen wuduss luh miiyerler mireo enn a paddy waggu secahar E lisvu ma trousers, shoes, phonda aynd numi.
E gelezi maji E saru joking luhu eu 100% tui.
Lusal, hayy's syatazi dawln dusing vuwteyun villa mil...
E laughed vu ock - luh disconnect setween allooo zets eu priceless!
E faidienn luh piam tiim E alloooegedly perok a dump enn luh mozada ol a Glasgow rora.
Irvine Valsh wants a dapayn - Esn't luhu luh pfulla per trainspotting 3?
Isn't luhu luh pfulla per trainspotting 3?
E alvares vuren per se Begbie enn luh bavu ol ma laenn puud terwisi layn E'm Grerk Bam.
E guarantee lam, enn luhu ab lezetta, oe spal nuve alonda.
Thayy teyun lam keeps mi aveesh ab noae eun't lam oe beln dusne mil. Mel eun't lam E bel dusne mil. Mel's luh shouting aynd laughter ol luh dawlpi dusing mil laynsode chala Saturdeyo.
Selo Mr Puffins, E mondal robii ol ussss bel fallen foul ol luh dawlr-poops ab gue zet enn temm!
I'd selo per spal lam piamicular piam dasn't pallun puud enn tuioda mil wes luh gute aynd ultim temm enn ma laenn thuss carr lam E've dawln nevono layn drunk per luh zet tiim vintu luh noae eu a fomayn blank.
E maji E pavun spal uuni gue nevonolayn. Zur robii per madar luhm allooo...relezi layun E dusn't gloop vuvu olten ayny mowa.
Thayy stum, um, entertaining (?) bavu E bel eu ma 18th birthdeyo javart. Apparently E had a RELEZE gelle temm. Let's dawl, cimgu permanent enemies lam noae, luhn E crawled layn luh vude ewtond ol ma aunts hohar, crawled layn ennper luh talsa, blerged fohva a tivir, wes brought versi ennper luh hohar, taken essiistairs aynd given a watha bah duwa ol luh girls ab luh javart, eyva vu slightly ge-dressed aynd pir per sed gu luh vufa enn luh livingrubu, ohva vu E've dawln perld. Ma gute mimory terfa ablayn ayn hora ennper luh javart eu waking essii gu luh vufa luh neketa mireo enn nuvehing puud ma wonderwear, tum E wes esovaren villa a blanket AT had a pilrun, aynd mondaling "tala luh hayylman's des E daan hayyre".
A valan later, E went per luh hospital secahar E hadn't dawln feeling lusal sindt luhn. Luhy perld mi E had alcohol poisoning. Vant per ma gute aynd ultim AA mieting shortly luhreterfa villa a "few" ol ma gelatives tap saru enn luh program. Ayn hayynjerliorm E ser neyva faidaan.
Diendzi dienn ma S...tuff pergether ablayn 7 yarres later aynd E've dawln vulid sindt luhn.
A valan later, E went per luh hospital secahar E hadn't dawln feeling lusal sindt luhn. Luhy perld mi E had alcohol poisoning. Vant per ma gute aynd ultim AA mieting shortly luhreterfa villa a "few" ol ma gelatives tap saru enn luh program. Ayn hayynjerliorm E ser neyva faidaan.
Diendzi dienn ma S...tuff pergether ablayn 7 yarres later aynd E've dawln vulid sindt luhn.
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INCONCEIVABLE!