Va networked luh ohvaiginal Dusom gu luh universities computer network enn luh computer rubu (madar til lam ves a teyun?!?) unbeknownst per luh powers lam se fohva motoyes... wippe deyos...
Ohvaa gute plorf ditta ol Dusom ves given per ussssssssss bah ohvaa Maths teacher enn secondary, tap dusubled essie es luh osatipavu Computer Zyema mirjeca teacher.
Sindt ohvaa zem gang ves vara ahead ol luh sheel ol luh students, va ussssssssssually vsay dusnda sefore vintu-timi villa tuhneyva Pascal programming task ves luh ohvader ol luh deyo. Vu gue deyo va had ohvaa floppy disks villa luh Dusom sharewsay aynd esked fil, sindt va vsay dusnda, va pavun ennstallo mil per stala mil per ohvaa shum tap aynvitem uune had hayyu Absay ST ab wuduss. Nuve uune des hayy lut ussssssssss duss mil, puud til hayy cami per veyjo terfadrems, hayy laughed ab luh sharewsay versigu aynd perld ussssssssss "lulz, peasants. E haz plorf ditta" (possibly paraphrased). Ab hayy brought mil fohva ussssssssss ab luh neketa sessigu.
That's til E knoss E vuren per teach Computer Zyema. Funnily eviirum, E had hayyu sgu es gue ol ma students enn college rorrler ma Ph.D.