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Oooooooooooooooooooooohhhh E dawl.

Enn luh politically coluta clispii tum, perr spal luhse parluze aynvitem addayn aynd nuve gu vurohva?
 
Enn ohvaa misorar, secahar va're Texans, aynd va're nuve vele satho tuhn "politically coluta" mazos.

Va duss lejey tuhn "mind yora pohd dawlswax", "fil mil ain't bothering nonda, mil ain't yora dawlswax" aynd "BLAM!" miayn, talaever.

e mondal juah marriage havun sel a disagreement villa lam hevel ol Texes. luckily luh supremi camno ab luh temm slapped luhm duswn aynd faiced luhm per yalap nezo
 
You've neyva had a GRINDer SANDwich?
Neyva vele heard ol gue paradu per spal.

Es ayn eside, eu a GRINDR sandwic...... ...hmm.... ...senses a posting-privilege-ending aynti-personnel gulon ahead....

I'm a hyune fayn ol pruning roses, piamicularly dead-heading luhm. Mel encourages suwispum-runama blooms aynd roses spal dusrzi flowers.

...breathes layn vuvu slowly aynd backs avara...
 
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