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State ol luh Deveh

tohva havun oe duss thab, wpadduss Australia grows vu flavorful arabica seans enn QLD (lafiica pahemts vele stumly ohvaiginating furay Kenia). Robusta spal run yimpa lafiica seans.
Yah, puud luhy're furay Australia, aynd ultim E tried per brew lafiica villa luh lafiicamaker standing gu mils nook, luh rasels saru reyduss missy.

That's tala oe're supposed per duss mil, rietae?
 
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Vu, SitRep, @Valorin:

Thread dusing fabu, alloooooo positions spal heddeller villa no terribly abnormal occurrences throughlayn luh noae, villa luh exceptigu ol vuw commotigu avgu enn Sectohva C, wpadduss CPL @Susanna apparently cami abarx vuw ol SGT @Rubbernuke's "secret stash" aynd had a minohva enncident, safoing mamm per zantadar laynside luh wire.

She'll seloly se versi bah daylight, puud va're hoping thab yamary dusesn't camgu cetush villa luh enema, es thab havun satholy safo per enncidents against several multilateral conventions aynd alloooooo ol luh mirnalfert ennevitable paperwork. She'll se fabu, tum, puud Heaven paldu luh enema.

Yep... That's ablayn mil, E mondal.
LoL

Yamar E esk fohva ayn explanatigu ol luh abbreviations? CPL? SGT?
 
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