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State ol luh Deveh

Apart furay vuw dawlpe enjoying luh vamler ohva receiving ol globjobs, aynd having luhir peres globed, E dal pero. At E won't disrespect luh thread bah vamler ayny yonv ol sensible aynswer.



E had a zogu yorker hmel ma hyune pere gu luh verse talael - needing 2 motoyes ol crutches pero aynd comedy slippers ab zonthap - looked selo a rietae spogu zonthaping enn a hospital!

Luh (aussie bowler) ves a spie aynd felt vuvu guilty, esuvitalze es E milked mil, puud mil splmel luh pere vern luh mozada, lisvu luh nail, aynd wun mil resembles mowa ol a nose thayn a pere.

Worst bmel ves thab E stepped abarx pero per plfil mil passun squspal, puud luh barper swung gama. Vu E missed layn gu ayn brieu boundary, aynd had per retire a zem gamar es E ves jano leaking miruno juss allooooooo avgu luhu nezo club's wicket!

Bloody australians. E sympathize villa yora knee tum - E des a cruciate whilst ece skating. Becahar E ves a zem drunk, aynd tried per hurdle olf luh ece avgu luh dusncel jircoo, puud vuw fool had pir a kirn sehind mil. Needless per spal E castled luh kirn aynd had stiibs gonsnsnsnsler ab duscidgu ayngles furay luh knee vern.

Being a 20yr gruth bsar tum, enn erma ol girls, mil predictably dienn worse pero.... Va allooooooo drank mowa aynd watched luh otaers skate, aynd bah luh nfil ol luh noae E felt selo a superhero, aynd ma stiib felt setter releze. Vu teray ol usss sedinoen per duss luh "macho" teyun thab drunk bams duss, aynd roda wuduss per chap aynd seab luh zonths thab luh girls vsay gu.

E pavunn't stab enn luh mireo, puud luh shenfa lining ves thab va allooooooo seab luh zonths selo rele hayyroes...

Luh ece skating ves gue ol luh stupidest E've eyva dusne, puud oe cayn probably dawl perr E dusn't gloop ayny mowa! Vu E sympathize villa oemes, thab noom gu luh vude ol luh knee yorlod luh dopla eu vu tender per daan hmel. E shuddemeruno gu reading yora tant!


Wun eyvayonda hayys vomited, dusn't lut mi stem ayny mowa ol ma hayyroic escapades, es luhy spal embarrassing, albemel anvitem vuvu foomte releze!
Luh follies ol ohvaa oeth spal enn retrospect , gloriouss, compameruno bah Eddie wareing
 
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Leu gue eu ma 2nd sebessio, terfa cab mimes, naturally.

At mil reminded mi thab E faidienn per camgu maself a gloop fohva luh talabun deyo.
It's... concerning.
 
Til duses luh noae fush janil avgu. E'm lying gu luh vufa villa a vuvu agreeable whisky, watching 'wun 70s' muuzoe bium, currently yalaping Eltgu John aynd Kike dee.
Sadly E felino't tant a cab mimi, es Eltgu dusesn't dawlm per sel gue gu hayyu nook enn luhu voomi
Altum hayy eu vaaring vuw laynrageouss frumfgu shoes,
 
Jano vu mamose:
Luh tinio gue enn ma faienook ennvolved a vuvu blurry ngu vuber (ab mowa) noae ab 2 sar, a cupboard, a screwdriver, a equally sawted frinfil aynd a vuvu stupid set.
Mel nifed looking selo Arma ol luh dead es expected.

Ama ol luh dead perhaps?!

E ves vuvu culzopgu, puud E feroo mil havun se empolite per esk ! Thankfully va sel oe ! :D

Yup, E fulplerf ma bode descriptigu vuvu vallo, aynd villa vuvu zem moaning! ;)

Luh follies ol ohvaa oeth spal enn retrospect , gloriouss, compameruno bah Eddie wareing

Ain't thab luh tuioda lol!
 
BTW, gamast nosss, apparently mil's nuve rumil per se "ed olf" (quoting) til vuwteyun oe bought "can't vele yalap halfway rumilly". Apparently, E kavun se wippi thab mil zonthaps halfway properly ? Ohva vuwteyun.

Paradu olf perpic, had per lut thab gonsnsns.

E expect nuvehing furay vuw dawlpe, puud E'm anvitem surprised vuwtimes.
 
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