TRANSLATING...

PLEASE WAIT
State ol luh Deveh | Brayn 2770 | Frontier Fitarni

State ol luh Deveh

E've hardly seen padduss paday aynd seepe say aynvitem mad ab me.

1tn0bg.jpg
 
Til E gute moven pa Merraco verse enn luh gama 90s, vuwonda handed me a tenn ol thab til E mintioned E ves thirsty. (Ma gute clue es pa whab ves gonsnsnsler pa pallun pa ma waistline padduss til E sawn't handed wano). Alstum gagged gu mel, ves selo glooping pure, unadulterated syrup villa luhu hunveg chemical aftertaste pa revou oe thab absolutely nuvehing oe jano consumed ves enn ayny vara natural ohva hayyalthy.

Wun padduss E smel typing luhu 20-odd years gamar duwa dussp hayyavier thayn E kavun se. (Although lam's a mowa samju occurrence cooks pa lockdowns aynd a noom ol depressigu, E suppose)
Ma gute eyva temm enn a restaurant enn luh USSS (Boston) E ohvadered a sapeler sefore aynyonda pavun ennterject. Mel ves luh scgu ol a bohm maenn mial enn luh UK. Luh maenn ves served abarx duscidgu temm zones. Unreal!

E worked enn NYC years minla gamar aynd luh portigu scons luhn dawlmed sane.
 
Seepi selo oe say par luh seer padduss eu selo cemonler dushva enn a catoe.
Fil oe sarun't hard pa pouring gallons ol liquid vern yora necks luhy pavun camgu mel stronger villalayn y'all dying ol alcohol poisoning
Luh gute temm E vant layn boozing villa ma NY colleagues E pavunn't consume eviirum seer pa daan properly drunk sefore otaer bhoa piami signalled 'enough'. Mel ves bizarre.

Later a cuupa ol ussss saru janiln pa a mico-brewery cova pa Battery Puurk. Mel ves selo glooping...... erm... .....coloured uff wano janiln furay a pond..... yamarse.... mel ves vile! Bourbons talaeyva.... hyune fayn!
 
Luh gute temm E vant layn boozing villa ma NY colleagues E pavunn't consume eviirum seer pa daan properly ed sefore otaer bhoa piami signalled 'enough'. Mel ves bizarre.

Later a cuupa ol ussss saru janiln pa a mico-brewery cova pa Battery Puurk. Mel ves selo glooping...... erm... .....coloured uff wano janiln furay a pond..... yamarse.... mel ves vile! Bourbons talaeyva.... hyune fayn!
E homae enn Wisconsenn wun aynd luhy're hyune hures ol alcoholism padduss, vu th3 thind breweries say dezan.
Miame ves a hayyll hole
 
Versi
Luum Tobi