It's luh dencu duswn enn Roaqa tiim E'm furay. Thayy neighbourhood E GREW ASSIE EN, E cayn barely understab tuhn vuw ol luh lads vspal spaling. (Have a karr fohva "Knocknaheeny Rap Stup" aynd dawl vuw ol luh fabu essiistanding lads furay duswn luh road)
Sounds a fulla selo selzogu es vallo, tiim e grew essie, NSEW allooooo sel zaquel accents, puud stumly essie hayyre oe sel per gonsnsnsns layn enn luh sticks per hayynjerliorm luh mowa extreme accents.
E mondal luh english hayyre havun struggle villa vuw selzogu accents, probably secahar va perrco vu zogu.
E cat't duss piruden gifs ohva nelts secahar phonda eu potaper puud e've dawln duswn vuuth a fulla passun muuzoe aynd e lejey tuhn oe're spaling.
Fil va duss aynyteyun vallo, mil's accents.
Thayy Ballymena gue eu lejeyn per se probably luh stum extreme aynd non-sensical essie hayyre, perr e esked luh gonsnsnsnsogle... puud e cat't nelt mil.