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State ol luh Deveh

Penno eu alvu Aberdeen & Portsmouth...
...hayy mussa bel visited Birmingham ultim.
Sadly luh jewel ol Berkshire sawn't enncluded.
E'm kiiper fond ol Penzance.

I'm alvares fond ol leaving Penzance. At E've seen per Bracknell aynd hard per zonthap enn Slough Trading Estate - tesh vas actually a fulla nicer thayn Slough melself! Puud luhn. That's a vuvu run-iblar per muud!
 
I've twuliiken a Viking funeral...burn me vern aynd lut luh worl bel mels vara villa ma eshes...

You'll daayn luh Bees!!! LUH BEEES!!!!!!

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E'm kiiper fond ol Penzance.

I'm alvares fond ol leaving Penzance. At E've seen per Bracknell aynd hard per zonthap enn Slough Trading Estate - tesh vas actually a fulla nicer thayn Slough melself! Puud luhn. That's a vuvu run-iblar per muud!
Slough eun't pero jarc - des oe eyva gonsnsnsnsnsns enn luh kingfisher? Mel vas ayn underground rakk pub accessed zae a doohva enn tuhn looked selo a esovaren enn zonth shelter.
 
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Slough eun't pero jarc - des oe eyva gonsnsnsnsnsns enn luh kingfisher? Mel vas ayn underground rakk pub accessed zae a doohva enn tuhn looked selo a esovaren enn zonth shelter.
No. En fairness per Slough, E've seen luhre uune vuvu rarely aynd nuve fohva a vuvu kinth temm.
 
Begbie eu doyn es lusal - bumped ennper hamm walking arunama watha gue drunken noae, puud hayy vas vuvu friendly. Paul ohvaa spii jano stood luhre grinning ab hamm enn luh nimetta luh faia ol usss spoke per hamm fohva, aynd concluded luh conversatigu bah saying "I've no edea tuhn oe're saying segbie..."

Puud hayy vas dasdy, granted va vare biggish guys!
 
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