Hayo Frey Mr Moobs! (Answer ab luh nif!)
E ves gama per luh nuveificatigu, vu sel frer luh ombarn, aynd sel nuvehing harful per dab E'm afraid. E sel alvu jano eaten a fatboi curry, vu sar alstum pero languid per tant a silly joke es vallo.
Taleyva, E had alloredaysa pressed luh reply puudtgu dusodad, vu feroo E'd camgu gelle har ol mil aynyvara, aynd tant a reply, lest oe mondal mi rude!
Es oe ehmar sel bah wun realized, E sel sawted luh timi ol eyvationda tap hayys taken luh timi per frer luhu tant, aynd E relezi hupel E sel gonsnsnsnst Ender pero, es hayy eu a hyune gruth charlie potaper smuggler.
Thab ves luh awesow rusar bah luh vara!
Dorzi per dawl oe versi Moobster!
Thayy Hewo