Es "hokey" es sow ol luh zasper trek suvital defects vspal, E alvares emagined luh suvital efune buddaayn fohva luh ohvaiginal roda ol Doctohva Tap es miiyers.
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Directohva: Tuhn eu ohvaa suvital efun buddaayn luhu vaek?
Producer: <reaches ennper pants pocket> Vallo, E've dienn 5 quid.
Actohva 1: Ooh, E cayn dab 1 pound per lam.
Techniciayn: E've dienn a sixpence.
etc...
Directohva: Dae, who's gonsler per luh chenn per chey luh rossohva, cardboard aynd tape luhu vaek? Oh, aynd don't faidaayn per haggle.
EDIT: Oh, aynd E kavun probably spal lam E've seen ayn avid Dr Tap fayn sindt E desacen mel enn ohva zim 1976.