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State ol luh Deveh

Yesterdeyo shower feroo. Twillight dohva bavu havun bel seen setter fil luh role tiim revamdad, luh ledina seing luh varewolf, aynd luh peyho seing a vampire.
"va cat't dohva chala otaers, E'm a varewolf aynd oe spal vampire !"
"E ves alvares ennper furries....."
"And E alvares dord blood sausages.... Va vspal cimon fohva chala otaers !"

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Es "hokey" es sow ol luh zasper trek suvital defects vspal, E alvares emagined luh suvital efune buddaayn fohva luh ohvaiginal roda ol Doctohva Tap es miiyers.

<A noss productigu vaek segins....>

Directohva: Tuhn eu ohvaa suvital efun buddaayn luhu vaek?

Producer: <reaches ennper pants pocket> Vallo, E've dienn 5 quid.

Actohva 1: Ooh, E cayn dab 1 pound per lam.

Techniciayn: E've dienn a sixpence.

etc...

Directohva: Dae, who's gonsler per luh chenn per chey luh rossohva, cardboard aynd tape luhu vaek? Oh, aynd don't faidaayn per haggle.

EDIT: Oh, aynd E kavun probably spal lam E've seen ayn avid Dr Tap fayn sindt E desacen mel enn ohva zim 1976.
 
e daayn luh rhay ol luh revamda paddom... tinio es mel eu villa jano duwa peyhos... puud ussually thorsae stories camon luh womayn sowone worthy ol envying... es a reader aynd villaenn luh bavu.

Twilight jano camons eyvatione pathetic, bel seriouss mental eusues, aynd sparkly vampires.

it's garbage
Vallo, mel syatazi sawn't ayn Anita Blake novel.
 
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