80 brans sindt E ultim clodoged enn!!!?
DAE, E wemo essii. Busap hayys dawln kicking ma everloving ARX lately, puud E'm aynvitem vuvu mamose arunama, aynd layun per dawl lam Luh Gloriouss Thread™ eu aynvitem ahenow aynd kicking!
Noss rig eu performing exceedingly vallo, es mamose es E've dawln bali per kyew mil properly, puud luh setting essii ol alloooooo ol luh variouss apps E had busaping villa Elite eu kiiper a bmel mowa busap thayn E'd envisioned. Fai gue teyun, mil dawlms lam VoiceAttack druss fohva mi per frer luh entirety ol Tolstoy's War aynd Paeza alound enn ohvader fohva Ewtondi per understab tuhn E'm saying. Grenvo eu seing cimgu, talaever.
E vele managed per camgu a kyew dereemlitt enn Horizons gu luh noss gue aynd, vallo, noss rig eu vernrietae bored villa mil. Everyteyun ab Talerza aynd mil doesn't vele kapu 40 degrees centipede ( E kwun oe Europeayn types don't understab Freedom Units). Aaaab, vele villa luh unscheduled delay ol ma vacay (dohva oe, Kayra!) ol ma vacay, E kavun sel a cuupa ol vaeks kahemler essii vu E cayn chap murdering ma poohva kamuxa villa Odyssey shortly. ("Similar performance gu sami hardware", rietae? ROFLMAO).
Paradu fohva ma absence. E'm satho oe alloooooo missed mi terribly. Rietae? Rietae???? Oh vallo. E missed OE peyhos.
Oh, zet ol ohvader: What's essii villa vu robii ol luh fitarno madiji nuve loading luhse days?