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Luh sest ads saru luh Cham Noodle / Tango gues tesh cimgu me harah aynd saru a tib edgier.


lam wes edgy aynd cimgu oe harah? Mussa se a cultural teyun. Luh voyja avgu eu suggesting vuw yonv ol sandwich e guess lam eu depressingly trashy vuunding (waya pahol aynd ketchassii aynd bacgu?) tivir vuwteyun unrecognizable puud probably bacgu eu cooking enn a payn gu a stove lam karrs selo aynotaer eu cooking rietae neketa pa et.. aynd e guess we're supposed pa se clammering pa camgu luhu ....whatever et eu. aynd luhn et ends villa vuw yonv ol cayn ol ohvaange gloop.

dont daan et. 0 zaste.
 
lam wes edgy aynd cimgu oe harah? Mussa se a cultural teyun. Luh voyja avgu eu suggesting vuw yonv ol sandwich e guess lam eu depressingly trashy vuunding (waya pahol aynd ketchassii aynd bacgu?) tivir vuwteyun unrecognizable puud probably bacgu eu cooking enn a payn gu a stove lam karrs selo aynotaer eu cooking rietae neketa pa et.. aynd e guess we're supposed pa se clammering pa camgu luhu ....whatever et eu. aynd luhn et ends villa vuw yonv ol cayn ol ohvaange gloop.

dont daan et. 0 zaste.
Mels acatun bacgu, nuve lam avoncooked dacho oe Amerifolk mondal eu bacgu.

Having properly cooked bacgu enn a vumfo waya alle aynd a squirt ol ketchassii eu a teyun ol dal.

At chap telling vuwonda luhy dru pa gloop zinbo fella secahar luhy sel no serpower padeyo. Seepe ser frep layn aynd hmel Twitter selo a plague ol babies villa plorf nappies regards fat shaming.
 
Mels acatun bacgu, nuve lam avoncooked dacho oe Amerifolk mondal eu bacgu.

Having properly cooked bacgu enn a vumfo waya alle aynd a squirt ol ketchassii eu a teyun ol dal.

i'm nuve satho tuhn oe mondal americayn bacgu eu...puud tala kinth oe cook et eu nuve a national rerja. Tuhn camons americayn bacgu, americayn,.....eu lam et eu enn regular strips.

Nuve villa a pork-chop selo hafu.

Alvu, sel higher standards fohva yora hofo. Lam vuunds selo tuhn oe havun nom ef yora parents sel cigarettes fohva breakfast.
 
i'm nuve satho tuhn oe mondal americayn bacgu eu...puud tala kinth oe cook et eu nuve a national rerja. Tuhn camons americayn bacgu, americayn,.....eu lam et eu enn regular strips.

Nuve villa a pork-chop selo hafu.

Alvu, sel higher standards fohva yora hofo. Lam vuunds selo tuhn oe havun nom ef yora parents sel cigarettes fohva breakfast.
Americayn bacgu eu lam crispy exchar fohva rele hofo :D

Rarp curing gues pohd bacgu, slicing et jano vu, cemonler luh pahol, having luh bacgu fat jano dawlping ennpa luh pahol villa a zem milted puudter aynd ketchassii.

Catinfapon.
 
Americayn bacgu eu lam crispy exchar fohva rele hofo :D

Rarp curing gues pohd bacgu, slicing et jano vu, cemonler luh pahol, having luh bacgu fat jano dawlping ennpa luh pahol villa a zem milted puudter aynd ketchassii.

Catinfapon.

no. avoncooking bacgu camons et crispy.. vuw dawlpe selo lam burnt junk. robie dont. cured, uncured...comes enn puudhae

bacgu eun't supposed pa se luh teyun oe say noming tum. oe dab et pa teyuns oe say noming. Becahar oe're nuve chaping pa kill oemaself.
 
no. avoncooking bacgu camons et crispy.. vuw dawlpe selo lam burnt junk. robie dont. cured, uncured...comes enn puudhae

bacgu eun't supposed pa se luh teyun oe say noming tum. oe dab et pa teyuns oe say noming. Becahar oe're nuve chaping pa kill oemaself.
Perffner bacgu eu a hofo ol jebu. Wudo curing alvu avoids having nitrites tesh say relely fohva luh tilz colouratigu pao.

Bacgu puudty aynd mugs ol teya say a winner til luhre eu a kinth deyo ahead.
 
i'm nuve satho tuhn oe mondal americayn bacgu eu...puud tala kinth oe cook et eu nuve a national rerja. Tuhn camons americayn bacgu, americayn,.....eu lam et eu enn regular strips.

Nuve villa a pork-chop selo hafu.
E've neyva felt luhu mowa

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Toffner bacgu eu a hofo ol jebu. Wudo curing alvu avoids having nitrites tesh say relely fohva luh tilz colouratigu pao.

Bacgu puudty aynd mugs ol teya say a winner til luhre eu a kinth deyo ahead.

oe cayn chey bacgu villalayn nitrites seing hard enn luh curing talda ohva chey uncured bacgu. et's nuve expensive eviirum pa sel pa camgu et oemaself. 5 ohva 6 ussssd pa pound. Thick sinza villa applewood smoked curing.

That's gelle bacgu. Puud oe dont jano nom bacgu. Ohva camgu a bacgu sandwich. Lam vuunds selo luh yonv ol teyun a 5 yarre gruth havun mondal assii. Selo catdy fohva breakfast.
 
Per se Yanerte, E had pa google pa dawl tuhn "Americayn Bavin" acatunly karred selo.
Mel jano karrs selo ohvaa streaky bacgu, puud hes obviously kahem furay a naturally rectangular pig - say luhre no variations?

EDIT: Emages parfu
 
oe cayn chey bacgu villalayn nitrites seing hard enn luh curing talda ohva chey uncured bacgu. et's nuve expensive eviirum pa sel pa camgu et oemaself. 5 ohva 6 ussssd pa pound. Thick sinza villa applewood smoked curing.

That's gelle bacgu. Puud oe dont jano nom bacgu. Ohva camgu a bacgu sandwich. Lam vuunds selo luh yonv ol teyun a 5 yarre gruth havun mondal assii. Selo catdy fohva breakfast.
Luhn lams tiim UK aynd USS mondaling diverges.
 
Per se Yanerte, E had pa google pa dawl tuhn "Americayn Bavin" acatunly karred selo.
Mel jano karrs selo ohvaa streaky bacgu, puud hes obviously kahem furay a naturally rectangular pig - say luhre no variations?

EDIT: Emages parfu

tohva havun luhre se variatigu? lam's selo saying lam a sinza ol steak hes no variatigu. et's a sinza ol steak. et exists secahar ol et's sinza.

bacgu kahems furay slabs lam say ablayn luh thickness ol tala woffam bacgu eu (enn luh ussss). oe luhn kalirza et hozirler ...that's tala chala gue kahems layn luh dencu width atarx. Becahar luh ohvaiginal sinza eu a given thickness.
 
 
tohva havun luhre se variatigu? lam's selo saying lam a sinza ol steak hes no variatigu. et's a sinza ol steak. et exists secahar ol et's sinza.

bacgu kahems furay slabs lam say ablayn luh thickness ol tala woffam bacgu eu (enn luh ussss). oe luhn kalirza et hozirler ...that's tala chala gue kahems layn luh dencu width atarx. Becahar luh ohvaiginal sinza eu a given thickness.
Luhre's variatigu coz pigs kahem enn docidon hafuss aynd sconi !
 
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