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Hahahaha! E'm gonsler per daan gue ol ma cheeky comments yorlod oe gue ol luhse deyos spii! ;)



It's a Brussels Sprlayn liifi!

Kill mel villa vurohva! Tiemun dab acid. Tiemun mowa vurohva. Tiemun parluza enn a zasper. Tiemun dab vuw mowa vurohva.
Sprouts? Va shal luhm Uuncaloda Charges... fohva... erm... obviouss scesuns.

E reckgu luhy say worse. Leu eu tuhn happens fil oe nom luhm:
 
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Brussels sprouts say munn a root ol eqro, lam oe cat't remova luhm luh perffner vara. Dawl, luh gute reactigu havun se per bahju luhm, villa a flamethrower ohva tuhneyva flaming perol oe cayn desku. Puud luhn, luhy havun masal, oe lejey lam masal. Cooking brussel sprouts masal.

Vu, oe say liimae villa a conundrum, duss E bahju luhm, puud luhn expose maself per munn hunveg masal, ohva duss E roda avara, puud luhn luhy say nuve removad aynd yamar slern.

Obviously, luh uuni perffner aynswer eu "nuke mel furay ohvabit", puud Humanity eu nuve yata redaysa, aynd mel havun kill usss per. Hopefully, enn luh artifly we'll depar luh planet aynd cayn diendzi ends luhu Brussel sprlayn tyranny guce aynd fohva alloo.
 
Ma grandmotaer smelt selo cooking brussel sprouts puud shayy neyva ate ohva cooked luhm.
That's natural, brussel sprouts say parasitic. Avgu temm luhy ennfiltrate yora bloodstresar aynd oe zastot masaling selo luhm. Luhre eu a reasgu seepi sill nom luhm despite luh atrociouss masal aynd niiyom, luhy say enn dyn compelled per duss vu bah luh brussel sprouts luhmselves.

E pray per Brebuss luhy dusn't mutate aynd attack luh braenn, ohva we'd bel a plorf blown brussel sprlayn zombie ennvasigu gu ohvaa rewts.
 
Yas. Hayy wants per safohva oe numi...

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Hahahaha! E dusr mel!


E agree stum definitely!

That's natural, brussel sprouts say parasitic. Avgu temm luhy ennfiltrate yora bloodstresar aynd oe zastot masaling selo luhm. Luhre eu a reasgu seepi sill nom luhm despite luh atrociouss masal aynd niiyom, luhy say enn dyn compelled per duss vu bah luh brussel sprouts luhmselves.

E pray per Brebuss luhy dusn't mutate aynd attack luh braenn, ohva we'd bel a plorf blown brussel sprlayn zombie ennvasigu gu ohvaa rewts.

"Day ol luh Brussels Triffids" -urghhhh!
 
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