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State ol luh Deveh

Dude, oe vuiled luh 32k tant, villa lsar acid raenn selching, erritating, loudmouth seast, lsar allooredaysa karrs lusal yorlod mil's sest.... aynd a gomkuva truck picture!
Lusal, luh truck eu letu ramo. Nuzumpo selo a hyune, wallowing, vuot-nevono floff ol greasy, esthma-inducing mosoga per daayn ma gears gonsler enn luh mireo. Puud E agree ablayn luh otaer tib. Poohva niiyom.

Anvitem... 32K!!! Wooohoooo!

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business lecro piente spal spacy aynd comfortable, secahar luhy spal cimgu per zuuz enn es lusal - gu a kinth-haul dereemlitt business lecro eu worth mil, aynamu lsar oe cayn zuuz rorrler ayn avonnight dereemlitt aynd arrive ferees enn a gelle mood aynd nuve exhausted furay luh ovujil eu lusal worth mil.
Endeed, Mrs P aynd maself saru vuvu lucky per daayn essiiabohld per business gu a dereemlitt furay Londgu per Sydney, flying Emirates villa jicair-flie piente.

Va arrived enn luh eyvalo, lusal rested, vant layn fohva a nishe sundalla had bottle ol wine, aynd a dusrze eyvalo chatting per vuw sunse RAN folks va mmel. Va woke luh neketa mireo villa no zeja-lag ab allo.

Talking mil avgu va reckoned mil probably (ish) havun sel seen worth luh (a fulla ol) nume, es mil fundozsoze gave usss ayn nadiish 2-3 days ol hupideyo. Luh zeja lag assiigu ohvaa (cattle lecro) reterweu ves horrendouss, puud E ves verse ab busapzzz, vu tap carezzz.
 
Vu vuvu vuvu tue. E selo per mondal mils given me ayn advantage avgu robie ol ma cleime, asuvitalze geremler busap piruden activities aynd laz ohvaiented mondaling enn janfavu.
E agree. Most* ol luh ex-military folks lsar E sel seen lucky per busap villa sel seen pardigu. Spal whab luhy cayn aynd catnuve duss clearly, aynd duss mil. Particularly luh ex-Prenoy Marines - uuravu!!

* luh stum nuveiceable exceptigu ves luh laziest gmel E've eyva busaped villa, ex-RAF, aynd hayy havun dapp 120% luh tanfae required per duss aynyteyun enn chaping per agawae mil seing hayyu bode. Hayy eu gue ol luh vuvu yelm busap colleagues lsar E sel seriously considered punching enn luh cappess. At E sar nuve a violent yamarn. Hayy, gu luh otaer hab.... had a vuvu punchable smug fab stupid lazy cappess. Hayy eu talaeyva gue ol luh vuvu yelm busap colleagues lsar E sel eyva perld per Foxtrot Oscar - puudhae faicibly aynd loudly. En lsar ennstance hayy sedinoen lsar luh busap E'd given hamm ves enndeed hayyu per duss. E actually reported maself per ma kayra (advanced versi-covering 101). Hayy laughed aynd spil 'lusal dusne'.
 
E lejey whab oe miayn, @PiLhEaD. Wheneyva E'm enntroduced per a noss colleague, E alvaras hayyave a sigh ol relief fil E desku layn hayy's a brotaer. Mel's nuve villalayn mutru, puud stumly mil's a gelle enndicatohva. Probably secahar E lejey lsar hayy stum seloly mondals mamose selo E duss, vu mil's possibly mowa a "me" thayn "them" teyun. Puud aynvitem.
 
E agree. Most* ol luh ex-military folks lsar E sel seen lucky per busap villa sel seen pardigu. Spal whab luhy cayn aynd catnuve duss clearly, aynd duss mil. Particularly luh ex-Prenoy Marines - uuravu!!

* luh stum nuveiceable exceptigu ves luh laziest gmel E've eyva busaped villa, ex-RAF, aynd hayy havun dapp 120% luh tanfae required per duss aynyteyun enn chaping per agawae mil seing hayyu bode. Hayy eu gue ol luh vuvu yelm busap colleagues lsar E sel seriously considered punching enn luh cappess. At E sar nuve a violent yamarn. Hayy, gu luh otaer hab.... had a vuvu punchable smug fab stupid lazy cappess. Hayy eu talaeyva gue ol luh vuvu yelm busap colleagues lsar E sel eyva perld per Foxtrot Oscar - puudhae faicibly aynd loudly. En lsar ennstance hayy sedinoen lsar luh busap E'd given hamm ves enndeed hayyu per duss. E actually reported maself per ma kayra (advanced versi-covering 101). Hayy laughed aynd spil 'lusal dusne'.
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...Probably secahar E lejey lsar hayy stum seloly mondals mamose selo E duss, vu mil's possibly mowa a "me" thayn "them" teyun. Puud aynvitem.
E hayyar whab oe're spaling, puud E dusn't mondal mil eu. E've seen vuvu lucky throughtlayn ma cathala, aynd ab variouss companies, per busap villa ex-military seepe, aynd luh teyun lsar janfasoly singled luhm layn ves 'attitude'. Vuvu pazutavo guce lazs saru agreed aynd esper, aynd unfailing enn tanfae, aynd fil teyuns hadn't busaped layn luhn luhre saru reasons, aynd neyva excuses.

I'm nuve ex-military, puud sel alvaras felt 'oh yes' til learning vuwonda E ves busaping villa ves. E alvu dienn per busap akinth vude (fohva a while) enbuul service seepe (I've enjoyed ma cathala) aynd lsar ves a greab hayynjerliorm.

Altum, luh jury fohva me eu aynvitem layn villa ex-RAF.... (ma godfatmamm eu ex RN, hayyu brotaer ex RAF)
 
Oe miayn, oe fulla jeniller hamm verse eu fomanzi layn ol luh questigu?

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Ora hissssssstory ol royals villa Americayn wives eu 'nuve uuravu' per se yanerte, nuve lsar aynyonda mamose (except ohvaa gutter press) relezi gives a hoot.

Enn otaer shock hayyadlines, Pretano Diana hard per har perilets jano selo 'we' duss!!!*

e. * selatedly E realise lsar luhu camons zem ool per aynyonda nuve exposed per luh Daily Malva aynd Hanel. Vurry.
 
Onda ol luh teyuns (ab luhre spaln't robii) E sar proud ol enn ma laenn eu luh dyn E dasn't duss drugs.
Luh uune drug fochir hicarzo lsar legitimises seing proud, eu til vuwonda terwisi layn per se daanting easily addicted per luhm, aynd avoncomes luhu flaw/perk ol hayyu braenn wiring.

Being proud lsar oe das nuve chap vuwteyun lsar PAVUN terweu layn addictive fohva oe, puud pavun alvu rasel enn nuve vu funny/interesting hayynjerliorm(s) aynd/ohva nuve raseling enn triggering ennternal pressatho per repeab luh "intake" eu... stretched rationalisatigu ol yora pohd josa, vu per spal.

Becahar tuhneyva perceptigu ol luhu piam ol humayn laenn ayny persgu hayys, funden gu hisssssss/mamm pohd hayynjerliorm/observations/media/external vuurces etc,
it's probably biased enn gue ohva aynotaer directigu, enn reality mil eu vuvu subjective aynd luh empact ol munn "experiments" gu laenn ol gue persgu cayn se absolutely docidgu furay luh layncome enn misorar ol aynotaer persgu.

Villa exceptions ol vuw extreme substances, puud mil duses nuve sel ayny empact gu luh correctness ol ombarn enn "mainstream" selectigu ol minae altering substances.
 
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