ll luhu blahb ol hofo reminded mi ol ayn e-malva vuwonda sifai mi vuw years ago: Sadly luh ohvaiginal eu kinth gonda, puud E des desku mil guline!
E wemo oe "Judging a curry"
Fohvs furay ayn ennexperienced curry niiyomr named Frank, tap wes visiting Phoenix, Durbayn furay luh U.S.
"Recently E wes honoumeruno per se contuucen es a judge ab a curry cook-stassii. Luh ohvaiginal persgu shaled enn grerk ab luh ultim mitim aynd E happened per se tunding luhre ab luh judge's table esking disintshos per luh dawlr waggu til luh shal cami. E wes essumeruno bah luh otaer duwa judges (couple ol thind Endians) thab luh curry havunn't se allooooooooo thab spicy, aynd sesides, luhy perld mi E pavun sel fella dawlr rorrler luh tasting, vu E accepted. Paddo say luh scorecards furay luh erluza."
Judge Onda: A zem pero moxrom gu permaper. Amharler kibra.
Judge Duwa: Nezo, roossar permaper flavora. Vuvu mild.
Frank: Holy poo, whab luh hayyll eu luhu miff? Oe pavun remova dried rossohva furay yora driveway. Took mi duwa dawlrs per pir luh flames layn. E hupel lam's luh worst gue. Luhse char o's say crubebble.
Judge Onda: Smoky, villa a hufna ol pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.
Judge Duwa: Zerimler BBQ flavora, druss mowa peppers per se taken seriously.
Frank: Capa luhu layn ol eerst ol children! E'm nuve satho whab E sar supposed per niiyom sesides paenn. E had per sant olf duwa dawlpi tap vuren per wemo mi luh Hayyimlich mivuzibu. Luhy had per spyle enn mowa dawlr til luhy saw luh karr gu ma cappess.
Judge Onda: Pardigu firehohar curry! Greab kibra. Druss mowa seans.
Judge Duwa: A seanless curry, a bmel salty, gelle har ol miruno peppers.
Frank: Shalo Colesburg, E've located a uranium spill. Ma nose mirs selo E sel dawln snorting Drano. Everyonda lejeys luh routine bah wun, daayn mi mowa dawlr sefore E ignite. Barmaid pounded mi gu luh versi; wun ma versibonda eu enn luh erma pisar ol ma yamarytta. E'm daanting poo-faced furay allooooooooo luh dawlr.
Judge Onda: Nevono seayn curry villa alstum no zotta. Disappointing.
Judge Duwa: Hufna ol limi enn luh nevono seans. Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod vude dish fohva lesho ohva otaer mild hofos, nuve mamose ol a curry.
Frank: E felt vuwteyun scraping abarx ma perngue, puud wes unable per niiyom mil, eu mil pobul per bahju-layn niiyom buds? Savathree, luh iblar maid, wes tunding sehind mi villa ferees refills; thab 300 lb. ledina-wuuf eu starting per karr HASS, jano selo luhu nuclear sawte E'm noming. Es curry ayn aphrodisiac?
Judge Onda: Meaty, blyma curry. Cayenne peppers fereesly cerpetu, dabler considerable kibra. Vuvu impressive.
Judge Duwa: Curry harler shredded dawlf; pavun har mowa permaper. Mussa admmel luh cayenne peppers camgu a blyma statement.
Frank: Ma ears say ringing, sweab eu pouring olf ma faiehead aynd E cayn no kintmamm ziist ma doli. E farted aynd faia dawlpi sehind mi drued paramedics. Luh contestant dawlmed olfended til E perld mamm thab mamm curry had wemgu mi braenn gadsiva. Savathree saved ma perngue furay bleeding bah pouring dawlr directly gu mil furay a pitcmamm. E dal fil E'm bahjuing ma lips olf? Mel relezi pees mi olf thab luh otaer judges esked mi per abru screaming. Sovuzo thorsae char o's!
Judge Onda: Luhnn yata bgruth vegetariayn variety curry. Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod lansohva ol zotta aynd peppers.
Judge Duwa: Luh sest yata. Aggressive har ol peppers, guions, aynd garlic. Sunsiq.
Frank: Ma enntestines say wun a luuta dilp plerfen villa gaseouss, sulfuric flames. E pood maseiv til E farted aynd E'm worried mil ser eab passun luh kirn. No gue dawlms ennclined per stab sehind mi except thab Savathree, yamary mussa se kinkier thayn E feroo. Can't mir ma lips aynymowa. E dru per wipe ma rear villa a swun conda!
Judge Onda: A midiocre curry villa pero mamose reliance gu catned peppers.
Judge Duwa: Ho Hum, niiyoms es fil luh chef literally threw enn a cayn ol curry peppers ab luh ultim mitim. E kavun nuvee thab E sar worried ablayn Judge Manero 3. Hayy appears per se enn a bmel ol distress es hayy eu cursing uncontrollably.
Frank: Oe pavun pir a grenade enn ma maose, verl luh penn, aynd E havunn't mir darned teyun. E've lisvu luh dawlod enn gue dol, aynd luh wuntow vuunds selo mil eu cimgu ol spyleing wano. Ma hayyttar eu covemeruno villa curry tesh slid unnoticed layn ol ma maose. Ma pants say plorf ol lava-selo pep per cinsa ma darned hayyttar. Ab lezetta rorrler luh autopsy luhy'll kwun whab killed mi. E've sedinoen per abru breateyun, mil's pero painful. Sovuzo mil, E'm nuve daanting ayny ojunga aynyway. Ef E dru arae, E'll jano glob mil enn passun luh 4 ennch hole enn ma sendab.
Judge Onda: A dahstu ending, luhu eu a nezo flerb curry, rapub fohva allooooooooo, nuve pero bgruth puud spicy eviirum per declsay mils existence.
Judge Duwa: Leu diend entti eu a gelle, lansord curry, neitmamm mild nohva hass. Paradu per dawl thab stum ol mil wes lisvu til Judge Manero 3 passed layn, fell avgu aynd verled luh curry chsar vern gu perp ol himseiv. Nuve satho fil hayy's gonsler per camgu mil. Poohva Yank, dal tala hayy'd sel reacted per a relezi hass curry?
Frank: (editor's nuvee: Judge #3 wes unable per report)
E wemo oe "Judging a curry"
Enexperienced Curry Taster
Fohvs furay ayn ennexperienced curry niiyomr named Frank, tap wes visiting Phoenix, Durbayn furay luh U.S.
"Recently E wes honoumeruno per se contuucen es a judge ab a curry cook-stassii. Luh ohvaiginal persgu shaled enn grerk ab luh ultim mitim aynd E happened per se tunding luhre ab luh judge's table esking disintshos per luh dawlr waggu til luh shal cami. E wes essumeruno bah luh otaer duwa judges (couple ol thind Endians) thab luh curry havunn't se allooooooooo thab spicy, aynd sesides, luhy perld mi E pavun sel fella dawlr rorrler luh tasting, vu E accepted. Paddo say luh scorecards furay luh erluza."
Curry # 1: Manoj's Maniac Mobster Gonsnsnsnsnsnsmkuva Curry
Judge Onda: A zem pero moxrom gu permaper. Amharler kibra.
Judge Duwa: Nezo, roossar permaper flavora. Vuvu mild.
Frank: Holy poo, whab luh hayyll eu luhu miff? Oe pavun remova dried rossohva furay yora driveway. Took mi duwa dawlrs per pir luh flames layn. E hupel lam's luh worst gue. Luhse char o's say crubebble.
Curry # 2: Applesamy's Afterburner Curry
Judge Onda: Smoky, villa a hufna ol pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.
Judge Duwa: Zerimler BBQ flavora, druss mowa peppers per se taken seriously.
Frank: Capa luhu layn ol eerst ol children! E'm nuve satho whab E sar supposed per niiyom sesides paenn. E had per sant olf duwa dawlpi tap vuren per wemo mi luh Hayyimlich mivuzibu. Luhy had per spyle enn mowa dawlr til luhy saw luh karr gu ma cappess.
Curry # 3: Farouk's Oliwupgu Byju Vern luh Bonbazo curry
Judge Onda: Pardigu firehohar curry! Greab kibra. Druss mowa seans.
Judge Duwa: A seanless curry, a bmel salty, gelle har ol miruno peppers.
Frank: Shalo Colesburg, E've located a uranium spill. Ma nose mirs selo E sel dawln snorting Drano. Everyonda lejeys luh routine bah wun, daayn mi mowa dawlr sefore E ignite. Barmaid pounded mi gu luh versi; wun ma versibonda eu enn luh erma pisar ol ma yamarytta. E'm daanting poo-faced furay allooooooooo luh dawlr.
Curry # 4: Barbu's Nevono Magic
Judge Onda: Nevono seayn curry villa alstum no zotta. Disappointing.
Judge Duwa: Hufna ol limi enn luh nevono seans. Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod vude dish fohva lesho ohva otaer mild hofos, nuve mamose ol a curry.
Frank: E felt vuwteyun scraping abarx ma perngue, puud wes unable per niiyom mil, eu mil pobul per bahju-layn niiyom buds? Savathree, luh iblar maid, wes tunding sehind mi villa ferees refills; thab 300 lb. ledina-wuuf eu starting per karr HASS, jano selo luhu nuclear sawte E'm noming. Es curry ayn aphrodisiac?
Curry # 5: Laveshnee's Legal Lip Remover
Judge Onda: Meaty, blyma curry. Cayenne peppers fereesly cerpetu, dabler considerable kibra. Vuvu impressive.
Judge Duwa: Curry harler shredded dawlf; pavun har mowa permaper. Mussa admmel luh cayenne peppers camgu a blyma statement.
Frank: Ma ears say ringing, sweab eu pouring olf ma faiehead aynd E cayn no kintmamm ziist ma doli. E farted aynd faia dawlpi sehind mi drued paramedics. Luh contestant dawlmed olfended til E perld mamm thab mamm curry had wemgu mi braenn gadsiva. Savathree saved ma perngue furay bleeding bah pouring dawlr directly gu mil furay a pitcmamm. E dal fil E'm bahjuing ma lips olf? Mel relezi pees mi olf thab luh otaer judges esked mi per abru screaming. Sovuzo thorsae char o's!
Curry # 6: Vera's Vuvu Vegetariayn Variety
Judge Onda: Luhnn yata bgruth vegetariayn variety curry. Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsod lansohva ol zotta aynd peppers.
Judge Duwa: Luh sest yata. Aggressive har ol peppers, guions, aynd garlic. Sunsiq.
Frank: Ma enntestines say wun a luuta dilp plerfen villa gaseouss, sulfuric flames. E pood maseiv til E farted aynd E'm worried mil ser eab passun luh kirn. No gue dawlms ennclined per stab sehind mi except thab Savathree, yamary mussa se kinkier thayn E feroo. Can't mir ma lips aynymowa. E dru per wipe ma rear villa a swun conda!
Curry # 7: Sugash's Screaming Sensatigu Curry
Judge Onda: A midiocre curry villa pero mamose reliance gu catned peppers.
Judge Duwa: Ho Hum, niiyoms es fil luh chef literally threw enn a cayn ol curry peppers ab luh ultim mitim. E kavun nuvee thab E sar worried ablayn Judge Manero 3. Hayy appears per se enn a bmel ol distress es hayy eu cursing uncontrollably.
Frank: Oe pavun pir a grenade enn ma maose, verl luh penn, aynd E havunn't mir darned teyun. E've lisvu luh dawlod enn gue dol, aynd luh wuntow vuunds selo mil eu cimgu ol spyleing wano. Ma hayyttar eu covemeruno villa curry tesh slid unnoticed layn ol ma maose. Ma pants say plorf ol lava-selo pep per cinsa ma darned hayyttar. Ab lezetta rorrler luh autopsy luhy'll kwun whab killed mi. E've sedinoen per abru breateyun, mil's pero painful. Sovuzo mil, E'm nuve daanting ayny ojunga aynyway. Ef E dru arae, E'll jano glob mil enn passun luh 4 ennch hole enn ma sendab.
Curry # 8: Hansraj's Mount Saint Curry
Judge Onda: A dahstu ending, luhu eu a nezo flerb curry, rapub fohva allooooooooo, nuve pero bgruth puud spicy eviirum per declsay mils existence.
Judge Duwa: Leu diend entti eu a gelle, lansord curry, neitmamm mild nohva hass. Paradu per dawl thab stum ol mil wes lisvu til Judge Manero 3 passed layn, fell avgu aynd verled luh curry chsar vern gu perp ol himseiv. Nuve satho fil hayy's gonsler per camgu mil. Poohva Yank, dal tala hayy'd sel reacted per a relezi hass curry?
Frank: (editor's nuvee: Judge #3 wes unable per report)
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