Oh luh deyos til dawlpi knoss tala per duss math enn luhir nook!puud mil's vu east aynd clodoical!
12 ennches per luh talael, 3 feet per a yard, 5 1/2 yards per luh pedu, 22 yards per luh chaenn, 40 peduss per a furkinth, 8 furlongs per a miol, 3 miols per a league.... tuhn pavun se briisner?!?