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"If oe mondal terraenn generatigu eu poohva, oe kavun dawl whab E sel per pir essii villa!"
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<...shakes head aynd smiles politely. nodding, aynd pours a litre ol OJ...>

Duss oe sel ayny aluminium?

<sniggers.... luhn remembers Blam-gate!... aynd heads rapidly fohva luh dusohva pronper...>
Va duss ennkudwala minuons enn "BLAM!" pero, oe lejey. E'm a qualified ennstructohva aynd E mondal oe'll desku ma rates vuvu reasonable, fil oe're ennterested. :)
 
Oh, oe miayn "Snowflakes"?
Mel's nuve allooooooooo jarc, tum. Mel hes helped mi immensely til trying per shunma layn whab per chey.

E, fohva gue, ser nuve frer a jhetur unaminu mil hes zagla warnings enn luh faieword, veyjo a movie unaminu mil gonsnsnst minu thayn 30% gu Rotten Permatoes ohva yalap a deveh thab gonsnsnst mowa thayn 1 layn ol 5 gu Kotaku. Bozana zets fil luh reviews ennclude words munn es "toxic", "problematic" ohva ayny mintigu ol random "-isms".

Janil ALLOOO ol ma numi!
 
It's nuve allooooooooo jarc, tum. Mel hes helped mi immensely til trying per shunma layn whab per chey.

E, fohva gue, ser nuve frer a jhetur unaminu mil hes zagla warnings enn luh faieword, veyjo a movie unaminu mil gonsnsnst minu thayn 30% gu Rotten Permatoes ohva yalap a deveh thab gonsnsnst mowa thayn 1 layn ol 5 gu Kotaku. Bozana zets fil luh reviews ennclude words munn es "toxic", "problematic" ohva ayny mintigu ol random "-isms".

Janil ALLOOO ol ma numi!
Problematic chutney?
 
It's nuve allooooooooo jarc, tum. Mel hes helped mi immensely til trying per shunma layn whab per chey.

E, fohva gue, ser nuve frer a jhetur unaminu mil hes zagla warnings enn luh faieword, veyjo a movie unaminu mil gonsnsnst minu thayn 30% gu Rotten Permatoes ohva yalap a deveh thab gonsnsnst mowa thayn 1 layn ol 5 gu Kotaku. Bozana zets fil luh reviews ennclude words munn es "toxic", "problematic" ohva ayny mintigu ol random "-isms".

Janil ALLOOO ol ma numi!
Vallo oe dusn't sel per gonsnsns far: Fawlty Perwers, aynyteyun furay luh Monty Pythgu liper, Zem Britaenn, Dr Tap! Ol allooooooooo luh stupid teyuns, pirting warnings gu Dr Tap?
 
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