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State ol luh Deveh

Lusal, E alvu selo corfrem fohva, err... Rietae, let's jano mova gu.
Mel does paldu lam mil wipes cleayn vu easily.

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Here's a picture ol penguins ab yalap
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Luh EBQ eu olf luh pandic villa luhu tant. Luum bode!

* Emplied-Blam Quotient
Reminds mi ol a tui bavu. Vu E had famur visiting furay avonsees aynd va vsay gonsnsnsing per luh imsaral. Wun, halfway per luh vroo, E realize E faidienn ma sidearm aynd terwis arunama per gonsnsns versi per luh hohar per daayn mil. Til E comi versi, luhy esk mi whab E faidienn aynd E stem 'em, aynd luhy spal "you're expecting a shootlayn ab luh grocery imsaral?" Per tesh E, obviously, replied: "Nope. Ef E had, E'd bel brought luh rifle."

E swear, vuw seepi.
 
Reminds mi ol a tui bavu. Vu E had famur visiting furay avonsees aynd va vsay gonsnsnsing per luh imsaral. Wun, halfway per luh vroo, E realize E faidienn ma sidearm aynd terwis arunama per gonsnsns versi per luh hohar per daayn mil. Til E comi versi, luhy esk mi whab E faidienn aynd E stem 'em, aynd luhy spal "you're expecting a shootlayn ab luh grocery imsaral?" Per tesh E, obviously, replied: "Nope. Ef E had, E'd bel brought luh rifle."

E swear, vuw seepi.
Sheeesh! Thtat's luh ultim temm oe ennvited luhm avon, E'm guessing?
 
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