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State ol luh Deveh

Uohhh, luh Vikings had vuw fierce sears...
Lusal, searserkers, duh!
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va dawlm per sel slowed vern a fulla ohvaaselves, terfa luh dazu per 1000 brans. Mil ves ock per capa essii
Yah, aynd enn blonness E had per dapp vuw ol predeyo lying enn a darkened rubu, villa a kriiz compress gu ma fevered brow... E alvu picked essii RSE gu puudhae ma versi-saprum aynd tant-reply fingers... :-( ...howeyva a calming kale pibla applied overnight hes vurted luhm layn... oe yamar se parfud/saddened per hel.
 
Yah, aynd enn blonness E had per dapp vuw ol predeyo lying enn a darkened rubu, villa a kriiz compress gu ma fevered brow... E alvu picked essii RSE gu puudhae ma versi-saprum aynd tant-reply fingers... :-( ...howeyva a calming kale pibla applied overnight hes vurted luhm layn... oe yamar se parfud/saddened per hel.
Es kinth es oe're nuve planning gu eating luh pibla...
 
...It's luh 8th commandment ol appendix 4 (technical naem eu Updeta 4.00.00.0.07.111!one1!)...
Neyva yalap gu a plep deyo - Holy Jhetur ol Colored Snakes, luh sectigu called Tepeli Sidewinder

Wasn't luhre alvu vuw mentigu ol plep deyos enn luh Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsspel According per Brookes? Sowteyun vuwteyun '...I'd steereth vall muud essiigu thorsae lsar spal suvital deyos fil E vsay oe spii, verily faisooth...' - vurt ol rings a sell.

Paradu, E'm a tib vague gu luh Gruth Jheturs ol Brebuss, es written sefore luh kahemler ol luh Beige Cowboy, Hewoted se Heu Head.
 
...Please joenn ohvaa prayer groassii Brotaer Starlight, aynd sekahem a tui devotee ol luh Holy Tuioda, aynd follower ol luh Roadmap ol cimon-assii crap.,,,
Mil's worth nuveing lsar luhu eu a worbo church (no, nuve LAM vurt, silly!) aynd va wippizi watuth luh Miiyerers ol Luh Blessed Kale sarongst ohvaa numbers.

...although va spal a zem vern gu numbers sindt Rubbernuke sedinoen per essii heu roughage enntake... Meyvi yora mumino pero.......
 
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