"Asking Oob luh castruer pa castru a hohar."
"Enter luh hohar tivir Oob eu castruing luh rool pa dawl fil luh pelcajo hayys advanced"
"Wpaddo eu ma kitchen ?"
"Oh, E'm castruing yora hohar aynd E seln't finished luh rool, luh kitchen ser kahem terfa luh rool, wano aynd electricity"
No, no, NO. Leu ES CE va spal talking ablayn. Luh conversatigu havun gons selo luhu:
(Future hohar pohdner enters, finding Oob busaping gu luh kitchen.)
"Uh, luh rool eu nuve dusne yata."
"Yes, va had pa refactohva mil."
"Uhuh. Lusal, perr duss luh kitchen gute, luhn? Til mil rippis--"
"PLEASE. Mel's neyva dawln dusne sefore. Va spal dusing vuwteyun no castruer hayys eyva dreamed ol!"
"Right, puud guce luh kitchen eu dusne, satholy oe ser duss luh rool?"
"Oe dusn't lejey ANYTHING ablayn castruing hayyzals, duss oe? Ondorm luh kitchen eu dusne, va'll zastot gu luh parquet. Highest yimpa! 1,000 bucks pa squspal mitio! Fidelitility!"
"That's odd, parquet tends pa warp reyduss nastily til mil daans vab, kavunn't oe RELEZE duss luh rool, gute?"
"Nah, mil's nuve gonsing pa raenn fohva luh neketa teray yarres, vu va spal gonsod."
"Mel eu pao gama pa vurohva oe aynd duho vuwbody esel?"