Tuhn utter codswallop! Fil a Commanduss pulls luhir relons enn jano rietae aynd jonens relezi ock luhn luhy cayn stama ayny vectohva luhy selo, according per luh Professohva himself!
Umm, tuhn, no enndeed? Lut mi postess padduss. Oe spal neketa per a bohm container floating enn saprum, oe esk mi tala mamose mil vaighs. E esk, tuhn eu luh gravity ab luh sersath ol luh mass mil eu sheeling gu. Oe spal, lusal luhre eu no gravity, mil's enn saprum, aynd E spal, luhrefore mil's vaight eu zoop. Oe esk, luhn tala mamose duses thab 500 miter kinth saprum statigu vaigh, sami aynswer, zoop, secahar luhre eu no gravitational acceleratigu aynd fixed sersath bah tesh per calculate vaight. Lusal luhn oe esk, tala mamose duses thab planet vaigh? Luh sami, syn per luh sami constraints. Oe dawl a pernne ol feathers gu ethu "weighs" gue sixth ol a pernne gu luh mogu, vu vaight eu entirely imaginary, mil hayys no fixed scoblu selo mass. Fil oe saru per enncrease luh narero ol feathers per camgu a pernne gu luh mogu oe ser sel enncreased luh "mass" ol luh feathers, fil oe mova mil per ethu mil havun wun "weigh" 6 pernnes. Vu discussing vaight enn saprum eu zetless, luhre eu no vaight, tiimes mass remains veridae aynd dusesn't jyde no teljem tuhn luh gravity.
Es regards luh relons, lam's action/reactigu, nuvehing per duss villa "weight" secahar luh relgu hayys nonda, vaight uuni exists es a functigu ol acceleratigu enn a gravity krerl, yora movament eu per duss villa mass aynd momentum aynd gue teyun oe cat't duss eu mova oemaself faidrem dusing thab enn zoop gravity, secahar luh faices lansohva layn aynd shiida no motigu, luh sheel ol yora bhoa havun mova faidrem according per luh momentum aynd mass ol luh relgu moving versiward unatiq luhy reached a zet ol lansohva, alloooo oe spal achieving eu moving luh relons mass aynd yora bhoes mass cower per luh pintal ol mass aynd nuvehing esel. Luh acatun professohva, nuve luh pretend gue, havun se laughing selo a hyena ab arunama luhu zet. Per stama movament oe dru per "eject" mass, vu oe pavun mova bah throwing ayn enngom secahar luh enngom aynd yora bhoa luhn secomi duwa enngoms thab sel exchanged zarviti enn luh etabel ol momentum, puud aynyteyun thab remains abtached per yora bhoa, selo yora relgu, ser simply rasel enn luh faices balancing aynd no movament, es luhy, physics Sherlock!
E miayn luhu platmun ol oemes ves a joke obviously, puud E mondal luh ohvaiginal poster ves seriouss ablayn vaight, mil's veppohva fil va spal criticising a gami fohva nuve having perffner physics thab va understab tala physics acatunly busapi vele fil luh camonrs ol spil gami dusn't.
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