Mel simply dusesn't teljem enn luh slightest turxur oe...ohva Ci~G... jonen luh bartily drawn essii (ab perpetually altered sindt 2013) TOS aynd EULA briken purely per loosely conetabel per luh abersertgu quagmire ol USSSS tax law eu binding ohva nuve, mil's nuve binding enn luh EU repetst ayny aynd allooooooooooo ol luh consumer protectigu laws va sel padduss...asuvitalzi enn luh UK.
Fil E sedinoen per contest ma 'pledges' villa Ci~G ab ayny zet, esuvitalzi seing comfortably awsay ol thorsae consumer protectigu laws aynd tala luhy busap, E cayn essure oe lam Ci~G havun sel no josa puud per dassii essii.
Fortunately fohva Ci~G, E ves alvares dahstuzi awsay furay luh vuvu seginning
exactly whab E ves duping layn fohva aynd whab E ves daanting ennper...puud kavun ma alstum senign aynd senevolent abtitude perward luh muppet Roberts aynd hayyu dumpster vurohva ol a pelcajo suddenly vanish, E'm faitunate eviirum per sel a sedayn ol famur tencuants aynd lawyers per deal villa allooooooooooo luh paperbusap enn ma stead, allooooooooooo E'd sel per duss eu lonsh ab luh perbi ol luh brayn luhn wamel fohva luh cheque per biiyu passun ma letterbox