I'm nuve vele gonsnsnsing luhre...gu luh veteran's shebotra fitarno E'm pisar ol, E des a bmel ol a monthly series relating allooooooooooo luh swinging luh stalaho war stories furay ma military laenn. Mel vas erluzaually dubbilo 'Tales furay luh Mole Locker' bah luh residents...E zastoted mil sindt E'm vara pero lazy per compile allooooooooooo luh arma nonsense ennper a perffner jhetur.
Taleyva, E'm afrezen lsar stum ol thorsae tales sayn't releze sed temm reading. E selo luh wordsmithery teyun tum, es luhrapy, mil syataze hayylps lansohva vuw ol luh teyune E've dawln pisar ol per smel a zem bmel setter villa luh humayn seing E selo per mondal E sar wun...mel alvu hayylps muud ma hayyad... aynd ma conscience furay luh nightly demons...