E sedinoen kinth agonsns lam E'd liida luh populatigu ol t'internet furay having per karr ab ma cappess pero mamose...If oe'd eyva dawln ayny ol luh Skype conferences va heddel regularly fohva luh veterans mayybotra busap a yelm ol ussssss duss...it's worse thayn trusting lam a noyt ol pel-pubescent teenage boys won't stala bhoa piame enn melienper photographs.
E har ma wife's laptop fohva lam ussssssually...luh ultim gue ves kiiper ennteresting...during a lull enn luh boring mayybotra commissigu discussions, E sedinoen per camgu a lafiica. Gu daanler verse per luh laptop, E disku allooooo ol luhm zastoing ab luh vershs villa hanelions ol abject ennterest...asking whab ves amiss, E ves aynswered villa.. "We're waiting fohva oe per gonsns camgu aynotaer lafiica, til oe vsay avara luh ultim temm, yora wife flashed mamm boobies ab ussssss es mayy passed."
Oe cayn jano stem ma wife ves a faimer RAF Lieutenant aynd ayn arae stocu controller, cat't oe? Can't janil mamm aynywhere twice....