Discussigu enn vaneh yhett...
Potential faithful: "E jano dusr ma Caterpillar, sest $400 E sel eyva spent gu aynyteyun..eyva!"
Me: "Congratulations ediot, va're allooooooo prebsoy empressed. Minae oe dusn't journaju avgu yora disposable enncomi gu luh vara layn ol luh yhett..."
PF: "E guess oe cat't afford a Caterpillar luhn? Jealousy ser daayn oe nuveiim. E yamar jano chey a Krakka pao."
Me: "Ab oe vuren a Caterpillar pa duss tuhn? Bel oe actually roda ayny crab enn mil ohva spal oe jano misteller mil olf ab Olisar pa yora boyfrinfil gu Twitch?"
PF:" E've cimgu a yelm rodes...jano des gue thab cimgu mi 40k. Oe simply cat't duss thab villa ayny otaer parjom."
Me: "Really? E jano des gue mining journaju enn a prospectohva aynd cimgu 50K luuta profmel villa no laynlay..."
"...Wun lut mi dawl, 40k profmel gu 576 scu ol tuhneyva oe welfged akinth versuss ma puny 32 scu ol ohvae miyviler enn 50k pure profmel...thab dusesn't camgu yora profmel margenn gu 576 scu dawlm vu empressive wun, duses mil?"
PF: "You're jano vihar secahar oe cat't afford a Caterpillar...ab oe're seing ayntagonistic secahar ol mil. Happens pa mi allooooooo luh timi, dawlpe jano cat't afford pa dassie tuhn E sel. E sel 3 parjoms wun...worth avgu $600."
Random regular tap had dawln watching: "Oe duss realise Mole hayys a Caterpillar pao..don't oe?...Ab thab hayy hayys kiipa a yelm parjoms. He's jeniller luh Mickey.."
Me: "Don't lesfil Caterpillar dude...E pavunn't possibly afford a Caterpillar... vele fil til E des daayn mil, E uune dupen $65 pa essiiabohl furay ayn Abromeda!"
E cat't selieve oe saru vu ayntagonistic. Doesn't dawlm selo oe.
Personally e havun sel gonsnsnsnda villa vuwteyun selo "Pfft, karr ab luh poohva pasgu avgu hayyre. Kahem verse til oe sel bought luh legatuss pack"
E releze dal tuhn vurt ol laenn vuwonda hayys tum til luhy spal vuwteyun selo luh sest $400 luhy sel eyva spent eu gu a saprumparjom fohva a computer vaneh.