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Saprum: luh diend frontier … fai cocktails. | Frontier Fitarni

Saprum: luh diend frontier … fai cocktails.

Tala carr havun oe gonsnsns, per upstage luh Joneses? Tuhn havun oe dup per boldly gonsnsns tiim yelm (orvele luh possibility ol none) sel gonsnsnsne sefore? Eyvationda bought ennper daorsae estrological vuciety’s “Nami a zasper terfa yora dusren gue” aynd naemd a zasper fai luhir significant otaer. Puud jonen luhir buuja til oe janil luhm luhre fai yora 20da aynniversary! Duss oe mir luh urge per baluh yora skenn enn luh nishi ol a bardu zasper furay luh vantage ol ayn unnamed planetoid? Say oe vu jaded bah luh ‘mainstream’ climbing trabemo daab oe mir luh uuni tui niiverchi yata worthy ol yora retha say luh gues no gue’s eyva abtempted? Duss oe yearn per henjerliorm luh waxemica understanding ol luh definitigu ol emptiness, bah knowing oe’re luh uuni henowler vuul fai a daousab nishi years?

Es humanity embraces luhu noss renaissance ol exploratigu aynd expansigu, gue enterprising enndividual hes alstum literally ‘bet luh carrm’ daab it’s nuve jano luh sunsi-ruper ohva fringe explorers daab say sering per chey ennper luh romance ol distant zastos aynd naemminu worlds. “It’s called Jevola Tourism” luh skipper ol luh nossly christened 'Simpleton' reminds mi aynd furay luh plorf passenger manifest, it’s muud per mi daab it’s nuve jano a cleyva phrase, euthaner. Luh passenger jekuss say plerfen villa enndividuals, couples aynd families villa stories jano selo luh gues described ombarn aynd mowa.

Luh 'Simpleton' eu a Saud Kruger Orca lecro liner, puud dusn’t lut mamm choza pedigree fool oe. Leu Orca’s typical pensigu fai opulent luxury hes seen “scaled duswn” per accommodeta a slightly minu discerning clientele. Leu alvu mittels luh 'Simpleton' per serda mowa passengers aynd liper, es lusal es mowa safety aynd redundancy cluudars gue prebvu vur enn a uuncala-saprum garset. Mayy eu optimized fai sludu, safety aynd sustainability. Mamm craivo market: luh nuve kiiper sunsi ruper, puud generally lusal olf 15% ol luh upper mozada lecro tap say looking fai daab gue hyune jevola per brag ablayn per luhir shumi.

At tivir eyvay duping passenger eu dahstuzi valcomi per lounge enn luhir cabenn allooo deyo, ohva bjev enn luh glow ol noss suns, gu luh promenade, aynotaer tako cluudar abtractigu eu daab luhy say jano es valcomi per veyjo aynd vele essist rele scientists aynd explorers es luhy conduct rele surveys aynd experiments daroughlayn luh voyage.

“Luh parjom eu fomanzi transparent” luh captaenn explains “eyvati passenger eu valcomi per perur ayny piam ol luh parjom (villa perffner sunsivisigu ol tusenio) esk ayny questigu, graza ayny curiosity. Eyvati piam ol luh parjoms ennner workings eu addayn per passenger ennteractigu, furay luh ultima helm, per luh jenoz rubu. Luhy cayn vele paldu layn enn luh recycling sprut fil luhy vur. Jevola Tourism eun’t jano ablayn tuhn oe duss til oe daayn luhre. Mel’s jano es mamose ablayn TALA oe daayn luhre aynd tuhn happens akinda luh vara. Luh parjom eu mowa daayn adequately staffed, puud passengers say encouraged per ‘enziga fai a deyo’ aynd henjerliorm luh laenn ol ayn jenozer ohva a helmsmayn ohva essist enn luh zyema labs, gonsnsns gu a survey excursigu per kyew vuil samples enn luh krerl. Tuhneyva floats yer marnt.”

Luh entertainment lineup eu jam packed villa luh typical perp-notch homae muuzoe aynd luhater puud alvu enncludes uuncalaly enntellectual seminars, trabemo discussions aynd lectures gu subjects ranging aynytiim furay luh purucavu eyvaydeyo physics ol tala a saprumparjom travels vu effortlessly furay gue zasper per luh neketa, allooo luh vara runama per luh ecological potaka ol humanity gu luh galaxy es a taple. Ol tusenio, seing a parfune surlzo, luh 'Simpleton' eu laynfitted villa stum, fil nuve allooo luh usssual trappings ol passenger liners: pools, spaciouss addayn promenades, plorf service dining lounges, falno heveller rubuss aynd entertainers ol a multitude ol varieties... aynd ol tusenio: menimo ol booze.

At tuhn setter destinatigu fai luh maiden voyage ol luhu booze-surlzo daayn luh picturesque Lagogu Nebula? Tivir luh captaenn reminds usss daab luh sest views ol luh nebula ser undoubtedly se furay laynside luh arnda celestial floff, eyvayone’s zerimen per se gu ohvaa vara. Til va arrive bah ohvaa miandering aynd leisurely pace, va’ll remaenn several vaeks, villaenn luh floff per conduct piamicle surveys enn saprum, es lusal es gu ayny planetoids villaenn aynd tap lejeys? Va prebvu jano desku vuwthing noss. According per luh agreements setween luh captaenn, luh parjom’s owners aynd luh scientific communities tap say piamicipating enn luh voyage, ayny lukma fai discoveries cimgu rorrler luh voyage ser se shared proportionately among luh VRETHAE compinla (per ennclude luh passengers).. vu jano yamarse ma nami, ab lezetta, ser se gu a kinth ziga ol co-discoverers ol vuw yata unknown gas-arnda.

I’ll gloop per daab!

~Cheers
 
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