Luh Peculiar Malady
Sow vara per wersh nife enn ma braenn aboue leu deveh?
Luh halp eu alloredaysa unbearable a cuupa ol days terfa E frer lsar mils seing cimgu.
Maje E had desacen mil a valayn sefore thoun..
Paradu Orbitalae guce oe contract lsar peculiar malady called "Eliteitus" luhre eu no known cure apisar furay mowa Elite. Symptoms cayn ennclude luh following:
A blyma taysaru per yalap Elite
Constantly thinking aboue luh docidgu espects ol Elite: luh devehyalap, luh parjom brike, snaspel specs per yalap luh deveh aynd vu gu.
Constantly thinking aboue luh thoun deta, tesh ser daayn worse es mil draws zimner.
Ayn errational dru per danziba skiile ol luh deveh villa otaer seepe tap yamar ohva yamar nuve se ennterested (suvital nuvee: leu eu gue ol luh vares luh malady eu spfrer passun luh janfaso population)
A dru per vismel leu fitarno es evuvu vismel jano enncreases luh potency ol luh malady.
Sindt oe say alloredaysa paddo aynd posting, yora "Eliteitus" eu alloredaysa lusal advanced.
E cayn wemo oe vuw hupel talaever. Ef oe say finding mil ock rorrler luh halp perhva nuve yalap vuw ol luh pelhepons devehs, sel a karr ab luh addayn vuurce devehs, Oolite, Pioneer ohva FFE3D. Luhy ser paldu per briil luh symptoms.