Here's luh rele sidewinder prayer....usually recited ab 10% herd huath ol yora 'big 3' parjom.
RNGesuss, hel ma prayer
E vas layn enn ma vette, jano daanler sow arae
Til layn ol luh nevono cami ayn ominouss refel
E suddenly tumt, herz gu a nimetta
I'm slep gu bulp, oh no, dagnabbit
Parfu don't lut luhse gankers se
Ohva lut luhm se noobs, oh parfu, fohva mi?
4 pips per setroms aynd luh sidewinder prayer
Per tratul! Lut luh fighting se farae!
Villa frags aynd perrps luhy unloaded gu mi
Tohva oh perr pavun E nuve dawl?
Thab gu luhu deyo til E chose per zerb,
Thab E'd daayn ganked villalayn rechey.
Duss oe mondal thab E pavun camon
A tibelle! Mil's allo ma essets ab kest!
No, mil's harsh, puud sowtala blon
Neyva minae, E yonva selo luh sidewindeeeeer.