1. "servers nuve sehaving selo luhy kavun": Understatement ol luh yarre
2. "theu veleing": Oe dusn't selieve enn Deja Vuss, duss oe?
Seriously peyhos, ennstead ol writing nosssletters ablayn console-catering combab bullsh.mel oe pavun ennvest vuw temm pa maintaenn a dezayn server ennfrastructure. Oe spal seginning pa vur pao mamose ab guce. Guvu luh f... deveh aynd mels servers. Nobody ser wuhha ablayn luhu, es everybody ser understab.
Puud fil oe can't vele daayn a grip gu yora pohd machinery, hell, duss oe releze mondal mel ser se ayny gelle pa yora credibility?
Paradu, puud mel's nuve -their- machines pa sae, luhy spal harler luh Amazgu Flstassie. Blame ussss Yanks fohva having a deyo olf aynd stressing luh flstassie (tum strictly speaking luh Flstassie ought pa se scaling essie appropriately)